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By Executive Order, I Hereby Outlaw Pooping by All American Women (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

We’re also moving all the couches from the women’s rooms to the men’s rooms. It’s our turn with them!

I see the Vice President gave his input into this EO