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for when you want to liquefy your genitals.
So do you just put your balls on top of those two red things?
That's a pneumatic machine vibrator. Compressed air goes in one of those red holes and out the other, and it causes heavy vibrations. It's meant for shaking conveyors or machinery that handles dry goods and powders to spread them out evenly. Do not, under any circumstances, let your genitals get anywhere near one of those.
So my balls won't be vibrating... Misleading advertisement.
You're balls will be vibrating, but there is as possibility they'll vibrate somewhere without you
the will never stop vibrating.
in the bad way.
This guy vibrates.
We've got one at work - those things are absolutely no joke!
Zip ties.
as someone who worked in manufacturing, zipties hold the manufacturing industry together, literally.
Only if you're a little bitch.
To quote Mrs Doubtfire:
"She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth."
Not surprising he's leading a mobster family now instead. Much easier to handle than a divorced woman and her batshit crazy and jealous houskeeper/nanny.
That is hilarious.
Quick! Somebody do CPR! She’s vibe-coding!
If my XL Chance from Bad Dragon had vibration, it'd make my teeth chatter.
This is not who I had guessed posted this.
It's missing half a dozen fellas from southeast Asia.
You really gotta work your way up to 10.
I had a religious experience with a new vibrator like that
Vibrator done rattled her eyeball loose
Sometimes I get curious about trying one of these. My downstairs doesn't seem to function, so to speak, despite the anatomy being all there. But I've always wondered if any specific device designed for that might make me feel something. But I don't love the idea of spending a bunch of money and being put on some sex toy mailing list in order to most likely be disappointed.
“it’s got three speed settings: low, medium and ‘who needs a man?’”