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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So do you just put your balls on top of those two red things?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a pneumatic machine vibrator. Compressed air goes in one of those red holes and out the other, and it causes heavy vibrations. It's meant for shaking conveyors or machinery that handles dry goods and powders to spread them out evenly. Do not, under any circumstances, let your genitals get anywhere near one of those.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So my balls won't be vibrating... Misleading advertisement.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

You're balls will be vibrating, but there is as possibility they'll vibrate somewhere without you

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

the will never stop vibrating.

in the bad way.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This guy vibrates.

We've got one at work - those things are absolutely no joke!

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

as someone who worked in manufacturing, zipties hold the manufacturing industry together, literally.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Only if you're a little bitch.