Motherfucker thinks CANADA is “risky” jfc
Imagine having the cash to move 8 kids to Russia to start a farm and then saying “I’ll move back”
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2026
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Guy is a total idiot, pearl clutching, bible thumper. He can stay there, the dumb bitch.
I feel bad for his kids tho. They had no say in his decision.
Meh, they've still got their citizenship.
Plus a brother, their oldest sibling remained in Canada.
So he has 9 kids, jfc
quiverful indeed
Amen!
though I think living there is risky too,
someone should drone him in winnipeg just for lulz
As a Canadian, good fucking riddance to anyone who thinks "tradition" is anything other than a dog whistle for Fuck You Got Mine.
Well, it's more often "don't got mine, blame immigrants, and don't like gays either". The richer parts of the population leans pretty progressive.
Those are the traditional values most like. Some try to create the future others try to go back to the good old times and are pissed when nothing was good
May all of his 8 kids turn out to be happy and SUPER GAY.
Can we not let them back in? The kids can come back so long as they’re gay, but otherwise he made his choice and should have to pick a new country to hide from people he sees as too different. With Canada off the list, I don’t know what good options he even has left. Maybe North Korea?
As someone who has never been to Canada, what is so risky there that is only slightly comparable to the war in Ukraine?
Nothing, the star of the story is a moron who has been brainwashed by right wing social media.
right wing social media.
"""""Traditional family values""""" you mean, of course.
You mean where having religious folk touch your kids and are ok with it or every 2nd guys phone having grinder “traditional values”?
Is there any other way?
My wife did study abroad in Russia 2 decades ago, and they’re pretty gropey on the bus
Yes but also they're in some exceptionally insane fork of Christianity if I recall correctly.
some exceptionally insane fork of Christianity
That Venn diagram is a single circle.
They're all insane but there's billions of them so it's exceptional within that context sadly.
People may call you a racist, mysogynist, homophobe, and/or transphobe if you act like a racist, mysogynist, homophobe, and/or transphobe.
The risk that his kids will eventually get exposed to the world outside of the right wing media bubble he raised them in.
In Canada, if you are a hate crime organizer, your bank accounts can be frozen if they’re used for funding hate.
That’s the risk he was fleeing from.
Support for children who go no-contact with their parents, support for wives that divorce their husbands.
If you're an abuser, a free society is terrifying.
There's a chance that you'll get a visit from the local goose council, and they'll force you to sign a goose ministry pact.
You Honked your last chance, buddy!
Propaganda from the same billionaires who fucked over America...
Canada, what is so risky there
People disagreeing with a Saskatchewan farmer's deep-seeded* beliefs.
(yes, seeded: seeded by Russian bots echoing shitbag conservative talking points. '-seated', too)
Coital info dumps
The barrista forgets to say your welcome when you thank them for your coffee
Our Liberal government /s
Absolutely nothing comes close to comparison. This guy is an complete tool and I hope he gets forcefully conscripted into the orcs.
I was going to bring up how Canada has more crime than here (UK), but turns out it's actually safer... Il see myself out ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Christian nationalists are suckers.
They wanted the benefits without any obligations. Boo hoo
Right? Dude moved to a country with a draft during a war. What did you expect?
Apparently, that the degree to which leopards find a given face appetizing depends on how far to the political left its owner is.
Every generation has its malcontents...
https://translatingcuba.com/the-hippies-gathering-that-fateful-25th-of-september-1968-in-havana/
Ha ha, classic bait and switch!