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[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s a texture thing for me, and also… I’m not chewing gentials.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I have a feeling that people wouldn't put their genitals in my mouth anymore if I chewed them, so I generally try to avoid doing that. Generally... :3

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's just your ingrained instincts working correctly.

The oral is moreso just lust overriding your intelligence, logic and rationality, despite supposedly everyone going through the same education system.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

The oral is moreso just lust overriding your intelligence, logic and rationality...

Yeah...sounds about right for me 😂

[–] Cheese_man@lemmy.world 87 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wouldn't put rotting genitals in my mouth.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe don't go down on corpses? 🤷‍♀️

[–] WitchKnight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago

Somewhere Bella Swan started sweating

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 20 points 4 days ago (6 children)

That isn’t rotting… Its the starches converting to sugar

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah because if I do a really good job eating the banana it is still never going to reciprocate and suck my cock.

Funny that.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Who doesnt love some genitals in their mouth? On the other hand, who wants icky brown banana?!

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So true, omfg. Bananas are icky anyway!

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If your partner's genitals had a big new brown streak on them, would you still put them in your mouth?

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

To be perfectly honest? Probably.
I've had worse things in my mouth...

substances, TMII used to experiment with amanita muscaria and pantherina and that...was fucking awful. Literally the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.

Whatever effects those had, it wasn't worth the vomiting and overwhelming nausea that always followed. Don't do it.

Basically, if my partner tells me to get on my knees and start sucking...I just do, zero resistance, no questions asked 😆
But that's just me...

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well it sounds like you're just a good girl doing what she's supposed to. Can't blame ya for that. Really it's on your partner to not be having you to put any fresh brown streaks in your mouth :P

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Does eating that part of the banana increase the chances of my own dick getting sucked?

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

Now that's the real question 😂
I'd say...sure :3

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Into the blender for a milkshake or smoothie with that one

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Noo, please don't put your genitals in the blender 😭 /s

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Don't tell me what to do. You're not my real mom!

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[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Would eat. It’s sweeter. I once had a banana that tasted alcoholic

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Idk, I'd rather have the genitals please

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

¿Porque no los dos?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] Dragonfruit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

genitals dont taste weird or have an unpleasant texture. or if they do maybe go to a doctor.

to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago

They really don't! I'd argue they taste great and have an amazing texture :3
I only have experience with one type of genitals tho...

to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that D:
You'll get there, I believe in you 🩷

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Whose generation are they talking about? Is it just 1 generation? Any why specifically that generation?

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[–] Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

The real admission here is that people don't actually like the flavor of bananas because when it darkens like that it's too banana.

I'll still eat it, not gonna waste it.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

To each their own, really. Ripening is a spectrum, it's doesn't have clearly defined boundaries. Some people prefer it very fresh, still hard and others like it when it's already quite soft and don't mind some discoloration or stronger smell. It's exactly the same with fruit.

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[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ill put that disgusting thing in my mouth but genitals really are much preferable🥺🤤

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just eat that part all at once so I don't have to think about it

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

Are you talking about the banana orrrrr..?

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bananas with a few brown spots are the sweetest and tastiest bananas. Fight me!

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not about the taste. It's about texture.

I still refuse to eat the brown part. But zamn they make really good candies

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[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I do not enjoy the taste or texture of banana, regardless of how ripe or not it is.

But give me any variety of genitals to nom.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 days ago

Yesss ❤️
AGAB - all genitals are best :3

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

Banana bread is better

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

That part of the banana is not attached to a girl.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Either way, please don’t talk with your mouth full.

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