InGodWeThrust

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[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

I'll water your houseplants until you're back!

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I could actually see the French claiming it's MUCH different tasting when the cow gets the fatty liver disease obly from good cognac versus the regular bottom shelf booze

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Might as well just start drinking

/s

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sounds like your parents missed teaching about how to go about your life. It sucks learning that stuff later by yourself, but I'm glad you had people who believed in you and that you could put in the work to make it!

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

In a valley of snakes, be a cat

They have faster reflexes than snakes and can see well in the darkness, also they are adorable as heck

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

I wanted to become a software engineer

Now I'm a Jedi knight 😞

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

World could use more people who want to help other people so I hope you get to do that

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

How about you tick all the boxes and become a mad scientist who drives a jet-powered truck into space?

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Now that you have a little time on your hands, time to put your writing skills finally into good use and become a gangsta rapping dentist

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So if you want to carry them around, the bills are better, but if you want to shake them on someone's face, the coins are better

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Wholesome on some hole

[–] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Then sniff her all over and poop on the ground before stomping away on all fours

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