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[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The braincell.

Whatever it is you will now spend an hour looking for the bug you are convinced they saw.

An Italian tradition. Many have attempted to imitate it but a true connoisseur can always tell the real deal from an impasta.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

“Give me a meow, Vasili, one meow only please.”

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pholous@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Rats and mice.

Your ankles. Oh, wrong answers only.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gyrcas@piefed.zip 3 points 3 days ago

For cats, it would probably be "the one braincell"

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmm, looks the vicious sort to be hunting for bargains at the supermarket

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Definitely a Black Friday hunt.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

A great deal on a used car

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

His contact lens.

[–] weps@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

you're trying to tie your shoes with a cat in the house

[–] ExtraJudgement@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] pieberry@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago

Assuming "Noodle" is the name of the cat condo in the photo, Noodle appears to be hunting your cat — its jaws open wide — ready to strike.

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The concept of mortality and the oppressively heavy idea that at any moment, any and everything you are can suddenly cease to exist outside of the memories of people that probably never even knew the real you.

Or it could be a spider.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

The perfect chardonnay.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago
[–] NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

OP asked for wrong answers.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 9 points 3 days ago

The sense of shame you dropped as you expose his private life.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago
[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They said wrong answers only

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Oh! I missed that part! Thanks.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 7 points 3 days ago

Billionaires.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

rabid dust bunnies

[–] Bohne93@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It took me longer than it should have to realise that that measuring tape is in inches and your hand is not actually tiny

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

throwing up on carpet in 3..2..1

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

infrared laser pointer

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Relief for seasonal depression

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] Goudewup@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

"noodle hunting" is what cohorts of older women call the act of going to bars to try to catch a younger man for a night of fun

[–] vinsombra@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

A Styrofoam peanut, vibrating irregularly as an oscillating fan occasionally points at it

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

"Noodle hunting" is the newest social media trend where kids shop for the best deals on premium pastas.

Noodle. Don't tell her!

[–] cheezy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That thing that was there that one time. Oh? wrong answers. The meaning of life.

[–] RavenofDespair@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

The devil's that haunt me

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago