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Pretty Soon, the Only Thing Between You and the Next E. Coli Outbreak Will Be Palantir (gizmodo.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 days ago

I trust e. coli more than I trust Palantir.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sure they’re not causing it? Isn’t Theil an eugenicist?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

There are two kinds of people in power right now: morons and sociopaths. I mean, same as it ever was but they’ve gaining speed exponentially now

[–] DickCaramel@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago

Can I take the over on diarrhea epidemics on Kalshi? This country went from Hope and Change to resembling a Paul Verhoeven movie so fast I have whiplash.

[–] chewypoops@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Nearly 17 years after the Dead Celebrities South ~~Park~~ America episode, and Chipotle is still definited by making it's customers shit blood.

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

What is an E. Coli outbreak? Taking a shit?