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[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah so I stopped using forks I just use spoons now I do a stir fry with a spoon and then I plate and eat it with the same spoon I don't use forks because food dries on the tines and it's more work to wash a fork so now all I have after a meal is one spoon to clean so thats why I don't use forks anymore oh wait that's not the kind of fork you were talking about nevermind.

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I think this is relevant, because what is a fork if not a fork of spoon

[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

where is the archaeological evidence the fork came after the spoon? show me the commits dammit

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I swear the spoon was made way back, like way back. The tree looks backwards because they, uh, had to rebase it when backporting a bugfix from the fork. And it messed the dates up and they didn't notice at first and when they noticed they couldn't fix it because the commits were signed and the maintainer with the key went awol. And they didn't want to do, um, another rebase. So uh, yeah.

[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

counterpoint: what is a sharp stick but a single tined fork?

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But what is a tongue but the nature's spoon?

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Forks are Trotskyism

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its fine for a handheld but I wouldn't daily drive it on my main work machine

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any ublue variant? Forks aren't always a bad thing. I used to hate fedora

[–] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Keep in mind this post isn't meant to be taken entirely seriously