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yeah so I stopped using forks I just use spoons now I do a stir fry with a spoon and then I plate and eat it with the same spoon I don't use forks because food dries on the tines and it's more work to wash a fork so now all I have after a meal is one spoon to clean so thats why I don't use forks anymore oh wait that's not the kind of fork you were talking about nevermind.
No, I think this is relevant, because what is a fork if not a fork of spoon
where is the archaeological evidence the fork came after the spoon? show me the commits dammit
I swear the spoon was made way back, like way back. The tree looks backwards because they, uh, had to rebase it when backporting a bugfix from the fork. And it messed the dates up and they didn't notice at first and when they noticed they couldn't fix it because the commits were signed and the maintainer with the key went awol. And they didn't want to do, um, another rebase. So uh, yeah.
counterpoint: what is a sharp stick but a single tined fork?
But what is a tongue but the nature's spoon?