Okay, so she's probably going to find out from her classmates when they start ridiculing her for being related to that asshole. Great parenting, definitely won't fuck her up more than she already will be.
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I'm sure she will be attending a school where her shothead father will be revered as a martyr
By the adults. The kids will still be saying "kirked me!" whenever someone headshots them with a paper ball.
It's be so upset if someone didn't tell my kids I'm dead. this is just pure trauma.
Yikes, she would say something like that. What a glorious breakdown of that sentence haha