this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure she will be attending a school where her shothead father will be revered as a martyr

[โ€“] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago

By the adults. The kids will still be saying "kirked me!" whenever someone headshots them with a paper ball.