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[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Okay, so she's probably going to find out from her classmates when they start ridiculing her for being related to that asshole. Great parenting, definitely won't fuck her up more than she already will be.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm sure she will be attending a school where her shothead father will be revered as a martyr

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

By the adults. The kids will still be saying "kirked me!" whenever someone headshots them with a paper ball.