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Title says it all. I work full time and have United healthcare. A few months ago I had a colonoscopy due to a medical phenomenon I was experiencing known as “shitting blood”. They found a cancerous polyp and removed it. But folks, let me tell you - the real cancerous polyp is United Healthcare, enemy of humanity and scourge of God. They’re refusing to provide coverage, leaving me with a 2.3k bill. I’m being charged $700 for anesthesia I didn’t even ask for - talk about a pain in the ass.

Anyone have any stickers of any of the Mario brothers they can post during this trying time?

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[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 8 points 11 hours ago

Pray to Saint Luigi 🙏🏼

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 13 points 15 hours ago

Fuck it, one more:

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 18 hours ago

The Luigis will continue until healthcare improves.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 38 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Who do you think made this

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

No idea but you can get a blanket of it!

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

What about a blacklight-reactive crushed velvet wall tapestry?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 20 hours ago

Make it a weighted blanket

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 42 points 22 hours ago
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 30 points 21 hours ago
[–] SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today 10 points 18 hours ago

The bright side is that the money UHG saves on your claim goes toward the literally billions of dollars in stock buy-backs they do in a year. You are helping a sad little exec afford a summer home or a bigger boat. You are part of something great!

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I have colonoscopies yearly. I have endoscopies twice yearly.

You want the anesthetic Conrad.

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago

At these prices?! Just give me a jug of moonshine and a bit to bite down on.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

Skill issue

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm dealing with the same thing. You can submit an appeal by phone, but the person who did it picked the worst fucking subject/primary reason. If you only have one or two, and not 50 smaller bills like me then you can go online and appeal it there.

They denied my appeal so now I need to contact their level 2 appeal (by fucking mail) or maybe call the state.

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Im currently rolling that boulder up the hill as we speak, my friend. Best of luck in your fight against this truly kafkaesque machine.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago

Check with the billing/coding department of the hospital as well, they might have been the ones who fucked up.

They will invariably say that it's impossible for them to have made a mistake. It would take them 5 minutes to look it up, but the people in billing departments would rather spend 40 minutes on the phone telling you it's not possible than the 5 minutes it would take them to discover that it's exactly what happened.

Request that the billing department print a copy and send it to you for records. This is the only way I've ever seen people actually get them to check. You'll almost certainly need the information in order to successfully appeal with UHC even if the hospital did everything right.

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 12 points 20 hours ago

I'm sorry. Health insurers are evil. Good luck to you and fuckwit_mcbumcrumble in getting your healthcare covered by the fucking organization that claims they'll step in to protect you from financial ruin if you pay them

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago

Talk to your work's HR about this too. They may take it into consideration when it's time to sign a new contract.

[–] StalinsGiantSpoon@hexbear.net 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

as a person who is almost 40 and has had a colonoscopy every other year(and one time i had to get one 2 years in a row) since i was 26, you're gonna want that anesthesia. but i dont have united thank god, and i have a syndrome that comes with an automatic 60% chance of colon cancer so i guess its covered cause of that. i forget how many polyps ive had removed, but its probably like 6 or 7 now. One was big. Dad died a slow two year death from colon cancer. United really is the fuckin worst of the worst it seems though.

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I’m so sorry for your loss. I started a new job recently and they did something kind of cool which I haven’t seen before, which is allow you to choose from a marketplace of insurers. Obviously private insurance should have never existed, but at least I’m using an insurer with a lower rate of denials rather than being forced to use the Great Satan that is United.

[–] StalinsGiantSpoon@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

I appreciate that, even though it's been 25 years ago. So the scope was done under your previous employer i guess and you didnt have a choice then. And ive never had a choice of insurer at any job so that is definitely unique.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)