I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in
"come in" of course :3
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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This, or "I hope you brought your own chair"
One word in a loud clear voice:
Occupied
You're late.
Did you bring the shopping bag to stand in?
"Sorry, I'm in here" ?
Knock knock joke, obviously.
"Dave's not here, man"
"Can I help you?"
I like it because even a very literal person will know that no, I can't.
“Yo what’s up”
"seat's taken"
"there is no poo"
"to pee or not to pee"
Just any variety of bathroom humor is appropriate in this space. We all have our pants down, why feel shy or embarrassed that we need to relieve ourselves?
"Do you want to hold it?"