I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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"seat's taken"
"there is no poo"
"to pee or not to pee"
Just any variety of bathroom humor is appropriate in this space. We all have our pants down, why feel shy or embarrassed that we need to relieve ourselves?