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A nice, large, pizza!

Nice thick crust, great sauce, the finest cheeses, and whatever toppings she wants.

I mean who doesn't like pizza?

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[โ€“] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

EXACTLY!

So long as it's plant-based, mmm

With a nice homemade, simple cashew motz with tapioca and agar so it stretches and gets that nice semi burnt top ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[โ€“] GoodBleanis@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was going to say the 10 foot tall skeleton at costco. Maybe both?

Is it rigged with a motion sensor and animatronics that make it sing and dance to "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood?

[โ€“] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I've heard girls just wanna have fun. Is that true?

[โ€“] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife says thin crust, owned by facts and logic

[โ€“] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thickness itself isn't super relevant for me as long as it's got a little crunch to it. Miss me with that floppy dough

[โ€“] userse31@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I like my pizza crust a tad chewy personally.

Just a little bit though.

fake-peppino-run I know what girls like

peppino-anime I know what gals want

peppino-suave

[โ€“] VeganSwoletariat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

freeman-true I could use eating a large pizza right now