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You all laugh, but think for a moment about the poor cattle rancher currently sitting on the toilet with his lettuce diarrhea, worried about the pending foreclosure of all he has and when the ivermectin is finally going to kick in for little Billy Jr's case of measles.

But then upon his porcelain throne he sees his dear leader with the courage and genius to redraw the name of the lake he didn't remember existed from its communist foreign name to a name he knows and can remember, because it's the name of where he lives and also two of his daughters.

And finally, for the first time since Obama's shadow government made him wear a mask in 2020 for the hoax pandemic that doctors claimed killed his elderly parents but everyone knew was just a flu and also engineered by Fauci for maximum damage — he knows.

He knows it's going to be okay.

That when Billy Jr beats this made-up measles thing and little America One and America Too and the whole family loses the ranch, that they can go to the Lake that is now their heritage by the only name they need to learn it.

And then he'll float, staring up into the heavens, finally at peace secure in the knowledge that at long last the greatest President since Jesus is cradling his heart and interests in his diminutive bruised hands, exhausted from all the renaming of water.

Fun fact:

The mnemonic for the Great Lakes will also change from H-O-M-E-S to S-H-A-M-E, if you replace the O for Ontario with an A for America.

Just fucking die already god damnit.

he can call it whatever he wants. The other 8 billion of us will still call it Lake Ontario.

“‘Lake of America’ was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time,"

Yeah sure you were, pedo

Worlds stupidest man and notorious con man changes name of lake, while still managing to escape charges of child trafficking.

Over 77 million Americans voted for this. They looked at Donald god damned Trump and said, "yeah, that's my guy." TWICE! Albeit it was non-consecutively, but I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

We live in a shit hole country, y'all. Shit-hole.

Dear leader says food and fuel is cheap! We love him!

Dear leader says it's gulf of amercia! We love him!

Dear leaders trade war isn't hurting farmers! We love him!

Dear leader says it is Lake of America now! We love him!

Dear leader says he isn't a pedophile! We love him!

This is bait. Where are the Epstein Files? Why are we still in a failed elective war with Iran? Why are we having to use buy now, pay later for groceries? Renaming a lake is a distraction.

"Making the Great Lakes Even Greater"

Man, "Lake America Great Again" is right there. Fucking amateurs

Trump has wide latitude over how the US government refers to geographic landmarks...

This is how it worked for the "Gulf of America," too. The president can't force map publishers to use his names. He can only force the career public servants in the federal government to use his names.

Google Maps (to name one of many) changed "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" of their own accord. And that will be the case this time, too, if Google follows through.

It has no force of law. Too bad Google Maps is so sycophantic that they'll go along with it.

Note that the Canadian province is named after the lake; not vice versa.

So, this isn’t even the snub he thinks it is.

Yes, Trump is a complete moron, but this is particularly idiotic even by his extraordinarily idiotic standards.

You can call it whatever you want you senile old shitstain, it's still Lake Ontario.

Sincerely yours, Canada.

(PS: I hope the White house fire system is up to code)

"Senile old pedophile tries to rename stuff but nobody cares"

What does this asshole think executive orders are?

After this is over Republicans should all be branded as criminals

It's Lake Ontario, Gulf of Mexico.

Great, instead of HOMES we can remember the great lakes by SHAME

cry baby president, needs a new map cause his feelings were hurt. pathetic.

Jesus Christ. This guy has like 2 thoughts. Tariffs and renaming things.

He's such a child.

Yeah that sounds like something a pedo rapist would do

Fuck that orange sack of shit so hard.

What a deplorably designed country that one person can do all this wasteful stuff. Way more wasted by this party than the fraud they like to point out in some places, and no peep on where it's actually worse. It's one part of the low-level thinking that high-control groups enforce, to keep people from asking questions and finding the evidence. For example that all the other rich countries pay much less for healthcare with better outcomes, get better worker benefits and satisfaction and all that makes healthier people than the usa system. It shows that they don't want that for everyone, just them and theirs, the selfish tradition is strong!

Ah man I needed a laugh today 🍁

The United States has already failed. At this point it's just waiting for a foreign adversary to push it over.

Lake epstien

Surely this will bring prices down

Does he think EOs are laws? That's the only explanation I can come up with.

This was a joke someone said when they tried to rename the Gulf of Mexico, and if all their jokes become true, next one will be Trump's head in Mt. Rushmore.