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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 150 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 55 points 3 days ago (4 children)

And Luna makes a ton of sense if you want to remove the ambiguity of a moon and the moon.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 26 points 3 days ago

Sol too, if you want to call the closest star the sun wherever you are.

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[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Right? I can't think of any scifi that refers to the sun as helios?

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And moon is called Luna

That's why an orbit around the sun is "solar" and an orbit around the moon is 'lunar"

It seems like earth is just called earth for most spaceflight purposes (e.g. low-earth orbit), although the word for it in some Latin languages comes from "terra"

I think it'd be fun to call earth "Humus". We get words like posthumous, exhume, humility from it, and it's theorized that it may share an origin with the word Homo, from which we get "Human".

So if we called it Earth we'd be Earthlings, if we call it Terra we'd be Terrans, if we called it Tellus we'd be Tellurians, but if we called it Humus we could stay as Humans =D

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Isn't humus 'earth' more in the sense of literal soil on the ground, rather than the planet? More of a human scaled interpretation, at least.

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[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It has been so funny to me reading Foundation by Isaac Asimov as it appears very tropy, but then you realize that those things are tropes because of the books.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also see: Tolkien was a total hack.

[–] LazyBaby@lemmy.zip 75 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Tropes exist because they work and who cares what the money is called

[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 52 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The money can’t be any real earth currency, and making up something like florbs would also make people roll their eyes. Credits is fine

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Exactly. You've got limited time to tell your story in a movie, so establishing a fake currency that nobody except hardcore numistatics nerds will care about is kinda pointless when everyone already understands that credits = future money.

And as you say using a real currency doesn't make sense in most future movie contexts, and using the "wrong" one may even offend some people who may then boycott your movie - which is obviously not desirable when you're a studio trying to make money.

I image its the same reason for the Gold/Silver currency in many fantasy settings.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I image its the same reason for the Gold/Silver currency in many fantasy settings.

I think that's also because a couple hundred years ago practically every currency was just a certain weight of gold, silver or copper. Different coins were just an easy way to recognize the weight.

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[–] dabu@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, I like being thrown into a new world and still somehow understanding the basics of it so it's familiar. No need to name everything differently if that's not the focus of the game.

Credits will do fine

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Credits are for future and guns, it's coins/pieces of gold/silver when swords.

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[–] Furbag@pawb.social 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Helios and Luna? You're mixing Greek and Latin nomenclature! My immersion is ruined!

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yep. It’s Sol, not Helios.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Raised by Wolves comes into the chat.

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[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So does English.

Megafying glass? Suffering from cold = superformia? Do you prefer monoceros or Nasacorn?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It’s “hard sci-fi”, so that means no lightspeed travel but also we’ve had cryo sleep since the 90s because obviously that’s so fucking easy to invent.

Also, lots of mixed culture names like Aleksander Ho because your genius prediction of the future is that people will intermarry.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, cryo sleep does not violate fundamental laws of physics like FTL anything does.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It works conceptually, but in Demolition Man they had it working supposedly in 1996, only three years after the movie came out. Of course lots of old sci-fi now has those laughably optimistic future timelines where the Mars colony is up and running in 2010.

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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (8 children)

In real life, the sun is called "Sol" and we are in the "Solar system" as in, sol-ar. Others are called star systems, some are named; "Polaris" is usually just called that instead of the "Polaris system" or the like

Helios -> Helios system follows this same logic.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Takes off space helmet on alien planet, "the air is fine!"

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Would actually be fun to have an android character that tries to be less human. Like it's an unfortunate happenstance that someone designed him to be human-like, and its primary goal is to purge this aspect of itself. Like an Uncle Tom character with deep-rooted anxieties and a machine supremacy complex. Come to think of it, this has to exist already, it doesn't feel all that original, but I can't point to where I would've seen that.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Check out this recently published book: Ode to the Half-Broken by Suzanne Palmer

Main protagonist is a humanoid bot who strongly rejects the human trappings and designs given to it by its creator.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Marvin the paranoid android from Hitchhikers Guide.

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Literally the One's from Battlestar Galactica.

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Broke: Memory units in optimistic numbers of megabytes and gigabytes.

Woke: Memory units in astronomically-high numbers of gigabytes and terabytes.

Bespoke: Memory units in totally incomprehensible units like kiloquads or exanodes.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Slaps the superships central computer "This here runs on 12 bits of memory! Our engineers really outdone themselves with optimisation this time."

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[–] YerLam@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or never specify. "That spacestation has massive computing power" "How big?" "Massive."

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[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 29 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Aliens land in the US.

Soldiers open fire on the Aliens

Why is there no movie where they land somewhere else and we all go "well thank fuck they didn't land in Texas"

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 days ago (9 children)

In Doctor Who the aliens are mostly concerned with Great Britain.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

District 9 did this really well.

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[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The warrior alien who solves problems through brute force, and struggles to understand Earth customs in comedic ways.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why did you post a picture of a random empty background?

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