just imagine what it feels like gettin home after dealing with winshit at work all day π«₯
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I work for one of those full-Microslop-stack companies. I don't even get admin rights.
Same but at least I'm admin so I debloated my machine
I swear intune is a rootkit. The machine grinds to a halt, it's hogging all the CPU, the fans are blowing, but the stat counters show nothing.
My work laptop had stats lightyears beyond what my toaster at home has and works fuck-all
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I gotta say I might dislike Microsoft more than Apple...
But I kiss ground returning to Linux or Windows after being stuck on Mac OS.
Windows is an old comfort. I know all the shortcuts. I hate their brand, ethos, etc.
But when I am stuck using an Apple product I want to rip off my fucking skin. Fuck your command key, stop trying to be special. Your system tray is obnoxious. I hate your unified application menu bar, it makes no sense with un-maximized windows. You got rid of the single button mouse because yeah obviously that was stupid, why not get rid of the rest? Firewire? Fuck off. Those fucking charging cables. Fuck. Off.
Fuck Microsoft, but Apple don't catch enough hate. Fuck them too for their benign prison of an ecosystem.
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Sorry. I get way more bent out of shape having to use macos or ios for work than I do windows. Way more. Fuck em both. I can handle powershell. I cannot handle a fucking circus of bullshit.
Every Mac I must use at work gets a Linux VM. I will not tolerate their operating systems. I don't do the same for windows at work. I tolerate it.
I feel this post in my heart and just wanted to say I support you 100%.
What I really hate about macOS (and iOS) is Apple prioritizing fancy design over functionality. Liquid Glass is just bad UI with shitty contrast, to the point where they had to dial it down before the final release to make it somewhat useable. And doing things like hiding the username field in Apple Mail so you have to enter a fail state first before it gets shown to you is absolute garbage. Apps don't have to look as clean as possible, they have to be fucking functional.
...and why are we still including .DS_Store files when zipping a directory and creating them on network drives? What is this? 2001 Windows XP with its useless Thumbs.db files? Even Microsoft has long moved on from storing thumbnails in this way.
Thumbs.db is still a thing it's just a hidden file by default.
Mac OS is just NeXTStep (i.e. UNIX) with a candy coating. It's annoyingly proprietary (especially these days, compared to the early OS X era) but it's fine for a work machine.
It vaguely looks like Unix until you start to look at the directories (which aren't standard any more), try to read the logs (which are fucking useless and look like what Windows outputs), or dig at anything beyond the shell. Then you see that they've completely scrambled the system. It's infuriating.
I once got an Apple laptop around the time they switched away from Intel chips, I lasted about four months with it before running back to KDE. I hated that thing with a passion. And don't get me started on the Apple software.
Maybe it got better since, maybe not, doesn't matter, I won't get near one of those things again.
Just a little fun fact: POSIX does not specify any standard filesystem directories in the way that the FreeDesktop Filesystem Hierarchy Standard (FHS) does for Linux and Unix-likes. MacOS remains a fully POSIX-certified Unix system.
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I honestly wish there was a way to consistently do something like the command key on linux, it's so nice to have desktop shortcuts not conflict with your terminal. Haiku does it as well, they use alt.
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Unrelated to the meme, but I have to counter that breathing piece of cargo with a better photo.
Tracy Caldwell Dyson, NASA flight engineer; a real astronaut.
Fortunately I use linux at work and at home for years now.
The rest of my family apparently hate themselves and use windows... I can now just use the excuse that it's too long since I've used windows and can't help.
It's not even an excuse anymore
True, it's the reason I can't help them.
For real. Once in a blue moon I have to use windows at work or to help a family member, I always forget just how bad it is.
Most likely performative, but when a CEO invites you into their long, cylindrical tube I would imagine it to be scary for anyone.
Titanic noises
C'mon, she even held up her hair perfectly for a photoshoot, it's transparently performative.
Linux users switching distros after 10 minutes of using Linux:
Till they get a stable Arch install.... Then it's like let me try that other Desktop Environment...
Oh yeah, I use arch.... BTW
I'm usually vibrating in anger within 5 minutes. Faster if I have to do anything in that fuckshow called Settings.
I've finally made the switch about a year ago. The only thing I still need Windows for is VR, which I seldom use.
Whenever I boot into it, I always get a little nauseous thinking how this used to be the norm for me.
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After years of being on Linux, i never realised how cynical i gotten with windows until i randomly have to use it
Linux arenβt perfect either, but I feel more tolerant on design decisions caused by unintentional mistakes rather than what feels like intentional manipulation
Safe to say, Iβm always grateful Linux exists everytime I have to use windows again
Love that it is supposedly made on impulse that she is once again assuming the ground, but at the same time she's so conscious to hold her hair making sure her face is visible to cameras.
Oh, look. Must be one of those cunts that the bald ding-dong sent into space. I read about the stupid ground-kissing bullshit. Lemme do a thing for the cameras because I'm a rich piece of shit. Fuck all of them.
That the link is nypost certainly helped with the identification. If anyone isn't following, Bezos. I could be wrong. Fuck 'em anyway.
Yes, that's Katy Perry from April last year: https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cly57zxevg7o
But more to the point, it's a popular(-ish) meme format for when you have to go do something you hate (or end up hating) and then you're so freaking happy to be back to your comfort zone. I.e. exactly how it's used in this post. Who she is and the whole backstory of how it happened is really not important, I believe the feeling she was conveying is real, even if the act of actually kissing the ground was just a stunt for the camera.
There are better things to be angry about.
I use Windows at work. It's so shitty and pathetic.
My least favorite part is the slow pasting. I select some text to copy, press ctrl-c, then press ctrl-v and wait like 10seconds for the text to be pasted. So fucking weak.
This is real
Unfortunately yes, although it's hopefully not commonplace for my ad bloated W11 start menu to take 10 seconds to open.
That's definitely default behaviour, the start menu is a resource hog. I can recommend StartAllBack.
Are you calling windows users vault dwellers or something
Me every day when I get home from work
Realistic representation of me switching on my Linux machine after a full day of dealing with macos bs at work
Every day after work
Sad that it go so fast to be annoyed by Windows. I wonder if they ever going to fix that.
Me when i need to work
Me at the end of the day, when I finally turn off my work laptop and on my Linux desktop no application has copilot integration.
i turn on my laptop at work, go make a coffee and it's still booting and loading stuff.
Same laptop (after they gave me a new one and the option of buying the old one for really cheap) with cachyos: 30 seconds to a full kde desktop and an unblinking hdd light (including bios and bootloader 5 second delay).
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