when i get kale it goes in soup so it can become part of the bean mixture
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Remember reading that before the millennial hipster kale craze of the Obama years, the biggest national purchaser of kale was restaurants which used it as decor for the salad bar and garnish on plates. Those kales, all piled around troughs of slop, probably weren't lonely. Retvrn
i remember back in the 1900s one of my first jobs was as a dishwasher at a seafood place. They had this fake plastic kale on the salad bar and one of the new servers threw it all away. A few hours later someone finally decided to tell me I need to crawl into the dumpster to scrounge it all out. I can not overstate how disgusting the dumpster of a seafood restaurant gets on a 100F+ day
The solution is obvious
Kale is just bourgeois collard greens. it grows too slow too
What about rainbow chard lol
Idk i haven't grown that. Is that a brassica
Nope, I think it's somehow related to beets, but they're yummy and colorful
then it's its entirely own thing then that i have no opinion on, unlike kale
Thats more or less like plastic
It's lonely because people are leaving it on the self, afraid that it's been doused in doo doo
as lover of bitter vegetables, fuck kale