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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (2 children)

At least it isn't recursive.

Wine.

[–] Skyline969@piefed.ca 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] morto@piefed.social 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

GIMP has a recursive acronym inside of it

[–] mschae@discuss.mschae23.de 12 points 5 days ago

GTK has has a recursive acronym inside a regular acronym inside of it

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Wait until you find out what GNU stands for

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

($1 is Not Unix)

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Send the message to the next clacks tower, do not log message, at the end of the line, send it back.

[–] diarcesia@reddthat.com 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Also FedEx Express: "Federal Express Express"

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always use my PIN number at the ATM machine.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Better clean your hands after touching those buttons. Don’t want to catch something nasty like the HIV virus.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago

Good one!! I was just trying to think of others like this.

[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago
[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago

People were getting crazy with acronyms back then. Like Wine - "Wine Is Not an Emulator".

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

ARM is Advanced RISC Machine
RISC is Reduced Instruction Set Computer

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Acorn RISC Machine!

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 1 points 4 days ago

*Acorn RISC machine, originally.

[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Don't you know about the HURD? Everybody knows that the HURD is the word!

[–] redparadise@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

GNU's Not Unix

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

😂 got em!

[–] 0x30507DE@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At least it ain't VHDL, which stands for VHSIC Hardware Description Language, or, in full, Very High Speed Integrated Circuit Hardware Description Language. Its name is as much of a clusterfuck as the language itself.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

We always just called it "very hard description language"

[–] remon@ani.social 6 points 5 days ago

Air Intercept Missile

I don't see it.

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ask a PHP developer what it stands for

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] morto@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

Pretty Huge Programs

[–] agentTeiko@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I recall AOL was changed to just be AOL like how KFC is now just KFC around when they merged with time warner

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 5 days ago

KFC Time Warner: bringing chicken to the big screen.