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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 days ago

Hunter's running.

[–] DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm voting Biden's prostate in 2028. It's working tirelessly to bring one war criminal to justice.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

Sorry, libs, my vote belongs to the only candidate who's ever beaten Men-eato Bussolini (Donald Trump is gay for dudes and that's bad, actually, I'm an ally). It's HIS turn

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

I wrote Joe in 2024, will do again in 2028, it still HIS turn.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It will never be joever. That's the chilling truth he was forced to accept when he resorted to the umbral magicks and became Dark Brandon. The sarcophagus he yearns for will be denied to him forever more. He is running, the agony in his mutinous bones notwithstanding, and not only from the waking nightmares that jeer from the corners of his perception.

[–] Sator_is_Tense@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

i would say this should be the banner for the comm but the current one is already perfect

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I would ironically canvass and volunteer for Biden 2028 just for the bit. Just to relive the good ol' days of taking the Greyhound bus to NH and canvass for Bernie 2016

[–] christian@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Remembering The Onion's endorsement of Biden in 2024:

Initially, we’d hoped to publish our endorsement on June 27, 2024, in the hours after Joe Biden’s first televised debate against Donald Trump. Then, we’d hoped to publish it a few days later, following Biden’s highly anticipated July 5 interview with George Stephanopoulos.

Now, on Oct. 2, 2024, we are finally...

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards, but he’s packed a lot into 81 short years. He’s fought hard for working Americans, be they on the factory line or on the board of Blackstone Group. He’s stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president.

lol lmao