"When your pee hits the urinal ... it sounds feminine."
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When your pee hits the loo
next your willy is goo
that's a moray
Sorry, couldn't help myself. I'll see myself out
I'm a peacock man, you gotta let me fly!
Gator
Am ashamed I only know that and the Aim for the Bushes lines, but great movie
It's all spreadsheets all the way down, isn't it?
Funny how some people still cling to feminine = bad.
Misogyny is the root of loads of bigotries.
its just shitty people outing themselves
Call me sexist, but being a person is such a girly thing to do. It's also such a boy... ly? Boily? ... Boys do it, too.
the word is boyish and its counterpart is girlish.
Ah yes, boyish girlish, I love her music!
Those manosphere guys only think about strong sweaty broze colored men plowing the fields.
I'm working hard with sweaty men to own the libs
Doing the lords work 🫡
Glistening with sweat, displaying their power with every movement - the biceps, the pectorals, the glutes. Appearing through the dust they worked up while performing their task, unphased by the swirl of nature around them, unbound by the chaotic entropy of the multidimensional Coriolis vortex that they themselves stand at the point of, defiant, inevitable. Adorned with bronze, forged from the same Earth they demand fealty of.
What's not to love?
Little rills of sweat making temporary clean streaks in the dust, tracing down across the belt of Adonis, pointing to what is hidden but implied... Sorry, where was I? Plowing. Right, plowing, like manly, definitely straight guys.
Plowing.
the smell
Oh damn, I thought this was going to be about sub-standard copper ignots.
I believe the bad copper notes only survived because he kept them to shove them in their faces when they came back to buy more.
It's just rectangles. Human urge calls for spreadsheets.
Some children yearn for the mines, and the others for the spreadsheets.
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
Just chilling near a river, and before you know it some shithead invents spreadsheets again
It is funny seeing an increase in young men trying to retcon their choice to not pursue higher education by claiming "real men do blue collar work".
My field used to be like 95% men when I started around 20 years ago. I work in medicine, but our specialty uses a lot of heavy machinery and tools to fabricate custom braces and prosthetics. I work at a university hospital and we haven't had a male resident in like 5 years.
How does one qualify for a job in that particular field? It sounds like an interesting intersection of tangible creation, service, and medical knowledge.
Depends on what you want to focus on. There are a shrinking amount of technical jobs where you don't really see patients and just build devices.
It's kinda a dying part of the field as there aren't many tech schools out there anymore and a lot of work is sent out to central fabrication companies.
The other route is the more popular and better paying route, becoming a certified prosthetist orthotist. It's it own graduate degree with about half of it being focused on anatomy and physiology and the other half focusing on fabrication and patient care. After your masters you would then do a two year residency at a clinic or in a hospital setting.
Was sitting in a capstone senior class at my liberal arts university. Happened to be taking it with a bunch of business majors. Some dipshit derails the entire class by saying "why do we need to learn any of this stuff, like history? I just want to make money."
"Haven't you ever heard the phrase about history repeating itself?"
"Well, if it's going to repeat itself, then I'll just learn about it when it happens again."
There was a literal business school like five miles down the road. And this guy chose to enroll in a liberal arts university and stay for four years. I get that the industrialization of higher education gave us that bullshit "go to college in order to get a higher paying job" and so this dude clearly just bought into that. But... again, no one was forcing him to go to a liberal arts school.
Also... Business has a history. Money has a history. If you want to make money and keep it, learning what happens before a crash or what sort of business practices tend to get you dragged out and hanged from a tree might be kinda helpful.
"I'll learn about it when it happens again" heading into the AI bubble is absolutely wild. People have jumped from buildings over the shit that is about to go down.
In engineering school we made fun of how the people only in it for the money all wind up changing to a business major in year 2 or 3. The money is a big thing for certain, but you have to actually be passionate about it in order to get through the education. It's baffling someone could care that little in a major famous for not being great financially
I'm having a hard time understanding this. Is feminity considered a bad thing? Is the use of spreadsheets being looked down on here? Is the trade of grain in ancient Samaria look being looked down on?
What exactly was the point of this post?
They find strong sweaty guys sexy and are confused by it (because they are obviously not gay), so they refuse it and project it as feminime man = gay = bad, and by extension, man doing feminime thing = weak (because feminime) = bad. People who never really learned to reason and question.
My reading is that it's an intentionally absurd example to lampoon guys who unironically do the "feminine=bad" schtick.
Could you imagine blowing their mind with like, 1999 excel
"So you do vlookup like this and then drag it down to autofill."
"𒀝𒋗 𒈠 𒀭𒉈 𒁀𒀭𒌅𒈬"
xlookup rather than vlookup - we're not living in the Ubaid period.
Ah, the Index/Match technique, I haven't used this one since Heian era
Excel is legitimately incredibly impressive though. That’s like saying imagine how impressed they would be that we’ve been to space and eradicated diseases.
I’m not a computer person though, so maybe I’m just the easily impressed Sumerian farmer, proving your point.
An uncomfortable amount of my ability to sell myself as an employee is how good I am with excel, and yeah it's an impressive piece of software. Hand written spreadsheets are a useful accounting tool that can be bastardized for purposes that can be framed in accounting language (stuff like unit conversions and keeping track of inputs and outputs).
But excel does stuff like allowing you to make values change as dependent values change. It goes from the Sumerians tracking how much wheat each person has and the taxes they owe being calculated by hand to, in the size of a few clay tablets being able to automatically calculate it, factor in debts, and then look at every prior year. And it takes no more space for the tax collector to fit all the people they collect from. And they can share it with the Temple easily. And that's without considering all the ways it'll help merchants and be useful for distributing resources to the wards of the temple. And depending on the math abilities of the craftspeople they may also find it useful