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https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/08/13/uss-abraham-lincoln-deaths-brawl/

According to U.S. Central Command, however, "These reports are false."

"As we have continuously seen, Iran continues to spread lies and false information," Emma Thompson, Central Command spokesperson, said in an email to Snopes.

We have not rated this claim because we don't have additional details about this rumor. Iranian media included very little concrete information, including the date of the alleged incident, making it more difficult to independently disprove the claim.

Still, there's no evidence that Central Command's statement is incorrect. Given reported communication between those aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and their families — and heightened media scrutiny — it seems unlikely that the military could hide the deaths of seven service members due to a knife brawl.

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

USS Abraham Lincoln, 2026, colorized

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

it seems unlikely that the military could hide the deaths of seven service members due to a knife brawl.

Really?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mr. or Mrs. form field,

Your brave son or daughter warfighter was caught a highly unfortunate incident of [1] friendly fire [2] bad lettuce [3] ...

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean their loved ones would know they are on the ship, so they would need to explain to several dozen people how 7 people died on an aircraft carrier that was not under attack, and secure any leaks from witnesses pretty much forever. It would be quite the task

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't believe they could hide the deaths of the sailors for any appreciable length of time, but I believe they could easily hide the circumstances surrounding a few deaths and intimidate a few witnesses. The military isn't even obligated to announce how its troops are killed.^["The US military officials did not provide details on how and when the troops lost their lives or sustained injuries." https://www.dw.com/en/us-confirms-american-troops-killed-wounded-in-iran-clashes/a-76177887]

A hypothetical

Imagine Private Johnson being told that if he speaks about what he saw that he will be court-martialed. He can't tell anyone on the outside during his deployment because all communications are monitored. When he gets back home, he has three options:

  1. He goes on the record to the media with his story.

  2. He tells someone in confidence, with the stipulation that they not reveal who told them.

  3. He says nothing.

In case #1, he goes to jail. In case #2, without any attribution, the story becomes hearsay. A rumor. Which is exactly what it is right now.

This is a matter of opinion that is highly dependent on worldview and unlikely to be resolved by debate.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Not confirming it for a few weeks while discrediting some leaks seems doable. Especially when the media doesn't really make an effort to verify it.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I mean if two months goes by, sure it would beun likely. In the immediate aftermath, they could keep it quiet.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That would be a cool movie though

Knife Brawl On The USS Lincoln

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't this a thing in mgs v when your troop morale goes low? I remember a knife fight in one of the trailers.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah, iirc if it gets low enough they'll actually be fighting one of the times you return to the rig

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I remember two things about MGS V

  1. The vocal chord parasites

  2. Burger

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Steven Seagal appears for ~117 seconds but his big mug takes up most of the poster and his name on top and is twice as large as the name of the movie.

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Or an indie multiplayer fighting game

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Getting tired of all this winning

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are the odds that a mutiny was put down by force?

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Seems a lot more probably than a bunch of seamen started stabbing each other.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Um i rates this 5 pinnochios

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Out of 5 or 10?

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mehr News Agency

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You've heard of wehraboos well get ready for mehraboos