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[–] BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Depending on the model of your microwave, there might be a silent mode. Mine has this and don't miss the beeping at all.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My husband forgets food if it doesn't beep (ADHD). I am hypersensitive to the loud screeching the microwave makes to announce food is done (autistic). We compromise by leaving the beep on and he either gets it before it starts another round or I flee to safety (or get it myself if I'm near it, but I'm usually not).

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

Get an old microwave with the bell instead of a beep. Doesn't repeat on its own and the sound is much more pleasant in the first place

[–] dan@upvote.au 10 points 1 week ago

My husband forgets food if it doesn't beep (ADHD).

Same. I get other things done while the food is in the microwave, and would completely forget about it without the beep. Thankfully neither my wife nor I are sensitive to the beeping.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I have both and each side needs silence or beep. So far autism wins, I hate the beep so much.

As a user of a silenced microwave, I find setting an alarm/timer on my phone helpful. It can just be a vibrating alarm, too.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

What about a model that makes that bell pling

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

Mine has the opposite. If the timer goes off, there's no stopping it. It's going to do the whole sequence of beeps whether you like it or not.

[–] robin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Yessssssss. Mine has this and it’s amazing.

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[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)

On the flip side, leaving time on the microwave is a damnedable act.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Why don't they just automatically clear the time if it's a small amount and it hasn't been used in much more time than is left?

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do what she does too and when we're done with the microwave we push the "clear" button, or whatever that button is called to reset it back to the clock display to show that the microwave is not in use.

This is the way

[–] Elting@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

I set mine to the maximum and then run it all out.

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 1 week ago

My wife leaves time on the microwave. I like things to be complete though, and time left on the microwave means the usage of it is incomplete.

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[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If my microwave didn't have a mute function (and I couldn't return it to get one that did) I would take it apart and disconnect the speaker.

I had to do that to the dishwasher, because even though the dishwasher could be muted it insisted on beeping before the door auto-opened to let steam out.

I got a remote controlled ceiling fan that had a speaker soldered onto the motherboard. It beeped whenever it turned on or the fan speed changed. I took it apart and stabbed the center of the speaker with an ice pick until it died. Then I covered the hole with hot glue for good measure.

My devices will mute or I will make them mute.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Someone made this? You made this

You have no right to speak in my divine tongue - quiet robots! meme

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There are times in public places I really want to do this. Like to the speaker blaring ads on a gas pump.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Damn. You are like a dark comic book superhero. Like the punisher but for electronics. "The Muter" sound good to you?

Edit: oh just read other comments, I like "The Muteilator"

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

I literally returned my last microwave because I discovered it didn't have a mute feature after I brought it him and set it up.

[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

I performed surgery on my microwave to remove it's piezo for exactly this reason. Fucker was loud, and I was having fucking none of it.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Mute through mutilation.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My new pc monitor still has and LED on when the pc is off, I now have nail polish on my monitor 💅

[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

No you gotta stop the bomb before it explodes

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 5 points 1 week ago

I love the photo she chose as her official representation of herself 🤣 I take myself way too seriously and it's always refreshing to see people who have a sense of humor about themselves & everything else. Sense of humor is an indication of high intelligence too.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

Ffs could they just make an option where you can tell it to beep once and shut the hell up/off?

Of course they could, but they won't. Mfr I'm not going anywhere for the 2 minutes I put this bowl of oatmeal in.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

One is too risky you might miss it i do it between 5 and 3.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wait you guys are in the same room as the microwave when it dings?

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[–] smh@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

My current microwave's "done" sound doesn't piss me off, which is nice. It's a short tune.

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I set mine for 99:99 and wing it.

Vibe waving.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I do this.

What I really like about my microwave is that the beep will immediately cut off off I open the door. Like if I catch it at millisecond 10, I only have to hear the first 10 milliseconds of beep. It's a relatively short single beep too. I can't tell you how much it aggravates me when a device has like a long 3 beep sequence and not cancelling in time will subject you to the whole damn sequence.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Exactly. Why have four angry beeps when I can have one polite one?

i would, but that would require standing by the microwave and paying attention to it. i can handle a few beeps, it ain't making hospital noises.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I replaced our microwave this last winter. Jokes on everyone, I can no longer hear the tones when it beeps. My hearing has lost that particular frequency I guess.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Respect for going straight to the door-opening. I never trust the thing to shut off before I get irradiated so I press stop and wait a moment before opening.

[–] lordziv@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wonder if I'm autistic because I have to wait for the entire duration of the time every time

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

Sure but you press the button to open it on like the same frame the beep starts it skips the beep cutscene and saves you 3 seconds (and sensory hell - as a fellow autism haver)

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hit cancel when it's under 3. I don't know exactly how far the microwave radiation from a dielectric heating element can travel but I'm not planning to find out.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Microwave is light. it drains at the speed of light. Way faster than whatever you do.

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