Evil Parenti's microphone always works.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Evil Parenti is still best friends with Bernie Sanders.
Blue Parenti is from Texas and has a southern drawl. He never went to college because that shit is woke. He writes self help and get rich quick books with scantily clad women on the covers, which has made him a millionaire. He lives in a mansion in the West Bank on top of the ruins of a Palestinian settlement. His favorite economist is Thomas Sowell. Once, Christopher Hitchens challenged him to a debate but he declined on account of agreeing with Hitchens on basically everything. When he met George W Bush, Blue Parenti congratulated him, shook his hand, knelt down and blew him right there on the spot.
Blue Parenti inexplicitly hates Italian Americans. He sounds like a used car salesman. He tried suing Chomsky over the title of his get rich quick book Manufacturing Consent a book on how to close deals.
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