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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 97 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Then you and the wife ditch the husband. Because that freeloader was clearly useless or you wouldn't have been exhausted.

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And it frees up space in the relationship for another second wife.

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am now imagining a runaway-reaction-type situation where the removal of the husband results in the continued acquisition of more wives.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

Polygamy without the husband, or just wife pokemon

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why stop at two? Form a coven and thrive!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

This actually happened to my dad in the 80s swinger days. I mean my mom was a lesbian but yeah that’s how it went down

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait… this isn’t satire?

~I really can’t tell these days.~

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm choosing to believe it's satire.

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't matter what it originally was. Now it's ragebait.

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Its.. you know, I figured it was satire, but I don't see the punchline.

I'm sorry. I wish I could bring us more joyful news.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol this guy calls himself "manofoptions".

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

His options are bring a loser incel publicly, or not publicly. For some reason, he chose publicly.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

gonna have the option of sleeping at his buddy's house or finding a studio apt...

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The obvious question is why do you need a husband then?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

literally cut out the middle man lol

[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Because the unilateral pansexual utopia is fictional.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Can get that from the right wife

[–] confluence@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same could be accomplished with a second husband 🤷

While true, those same non-virtues will get in the way. Only men on average are less likely to self reflect and address them. So the pickings will be slim.

[–] sfled@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm all for polygyny and polyandry. Let the games begin.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love the full circle on polyamory, it's either very progressive or very conservative.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like some kind of horseshoe.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Horseshoes aren’t circles.

[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a joke right? Because if it is it is funny.

If not.... what da fuck

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

LDS recruitment is different these days

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wouldn't a second (or more) husband be a solution as well?

Polyandry I think it's called? A woman with more than one husband.

Or even just polyamory?

[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Three wives for every husband, three husbands for every wife." - Phlox, Star Trek: Enterprise

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Its spouses all the way down!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 weeks ago

That just extra work for the poor lady

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I agree with this. Therapy will either help you understand where those emotions are coming from or (more probably) help you see that your husband is not worth sticking around for if he makes you feel this way.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds fun. But my partner will not like my bff to be also in the relation. Jimmy is not really Ralfs taste.

Even tho he irons even his undies. He can make a legend off a meatloaf. And knows how to fix the electricity. Maybe i should butter Ralf a bit up.

Tkx for the ID

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

ngl, I think I'm missing why all the other commenters are crapping on this guy. It's not that offensive an idea to me?

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

The implication is that the wife is exhausted because the husband doesn't help enough in running the household. The obvious answer is that the husband should do more chores to help out. My man here suggests adding another wife, with the ultimate goal of getting laid more often.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why not generally defend non monogamous relations rather than just multiple wives?

[–] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a man with a little relationship experience now, if a woman says she's too tired for intimacy, it usually means not the direct meaning of the words, that what she does is too much - but that what the person who wants the intimacy does is too little.

If he did chores, makes women horny as hell, wouldn't matter if she was tired or not.

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

This and another reply helped me understand what I was missing, thank you!

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Second husband is better, stronger and more able to help.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's a great tip but also get another husband as well. You can extend this family plan until you control the country and with the actual problem of bad people gone your whole family can live happily.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think this guy has done the math for if every man needs more than one woman to survive...

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

The things guys will say to not have to do their part of the household work.

Grow up and cook a meal, clean some dishes and put some washing on, I promise you can still play Fallout or watch Lex Friedman, Peterson or whatever influencer you waste your time in y aafter you're done.

[–] ideonek@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Women's workload deacrease after divorce.

So the idea in general isn't sooo terrible. It's just worded all wrong. My opinion is that in any group of adults who what to have careers outside the home, they probably need someone to manage the home. Single no kids. Should be fine. Two or more adults (of any sex mind you) gunna need help to stay sane. Kids involved... even a single person needs help.

Now of course... calling it a second wife is upsurd. You need a housekeeper. And if kids are involved you need a housekeeper/nanny. Here is the catch though. If you pay them what they deserve for that hard work and endless patience. Then they are practially a spouse money wise. And of course it can be a guy or girl.

I do honestly think a more communal ish approach is best. Have several couples or even singles who prefer work outside the home to bringnin the money. Then have several who handle the home and children in a joint mannor. But alll the money is essentially pooled for the betterment of the group. Jusst keep the group small. The real problem is social dynamics get in the way a lot.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We can only hope this manchild got his wish. See how being outnumbered by worthwhile humans treats you boss

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

He's not talking about his wife.