It would be cool to say I’m going to Banana on my vacation
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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It will all be under water in a few decades anyway.
Highest point: Joe's hill (13 m)
Still taller than New Orleans
What Australia is doing to Tuvalu for example is also completely unforgivable. Holding a country in a precarious situation hostage is not the lesson we should have learned after China expanded its influence in the pacific
What is the problem you see with Australia / Tuvalu relations?
https://www.dfat.gov.au/geo/tuvalu/australia-tuvalu-falepili-union-treaty
Tuvalu is now obliged to let Australia oversee its foreign policy. In exchange, Australia is "generously" allowing a number of Tuvaluans per year to flee climate disaster and settle in Australia. The climate disaster that Australia as a coal giant has no interest in stopping, or better yet, compensate the island nations for instead of slowly absorbing their governments and populations
You realise that number will gradually increase and everyone will have a pathway to Australian citizenship?
Australia is a contributor to global warming but pretending a nation with the tiny population Australia has could turn the tide isn’t going to help anyone.
And nothing ever comes free in geopolitics.
So you're conveniently ignoring the protectorate status? And the fact that Tuvalu doesn't really have another choice? And that this is just one in a long line of "anti-China deals" Australia is forcing on its island neighbors?
If it’s the best option Tuvalu has it makes sense to make the deal, if there was a better deal they’d have made it.
Did you expect a free handout?
Tuvalu could have made a deal with China. Maybe you should ask why they saw Australia as the better option.
That’s how rich countries oppress poor countries though. No better offer existing doesn’t make this a good offer, it just shows that people are still as tribalist as ever. Australia absolutely contributes to Tuvalu’s climate crisis, and gives them an extortionate deal because nobody else will do better, not because it’s fair or close to it.
Defending that just seems like saying that might makes right.
Yes, actually I do expect reparations ("free handouts") and free asylum for climate refugees.
Maybe you should ask why Australia decided to wrangle Tuvalus independence instead of just making a better offer. And also, to ask yourself for whom exactly this deal is "the best option". Not the majority of the Tuvaluan population.
On a global scale Australia has very little impact in terms of climate so if anyone was paying reparations the majority wouldn’t be from Australia would it?
It’s obvious why Tuvalu ceded independence of certain rights and that’s because they’re on the pathway to no longer existing and they want stability and security from a prosperous and trustworthy country.
Of course the deal is in Australia’s interest.
If you think nations act without their interests in mind you are extremely naive. This is just realpolitik.
i see london..
i see france..
i see poland's..........
banana
🔔🔔🔔
Even the people who lived in Paris gave up. It's abandoned.
You can't make this shit up
Paris had a coconut plantation in the 1920s, which is now abandoned. French priest Emmanuel Rougier lived in a clapboard house in Paris, which has since been destroyed. Paris was mostly abandoned due to limited accessibility. It is believed that Paris was once home to roughly 20 people.
They did try though
Paris was named by French priest Emmanuel Rougier who lived there while running a coconut plantation.[3][4] He named the town Paris due to the fact that he was homesick.[5][6]
:'(
I think they named them these weird names so people don't talk about the dong shape.
That’s the banana.
Yeah, but it's not on the banana so I just picture a banana. *Or the banana stand, lol.
It's clearly a bicep
its a sideways giraffe
What up!
Nuclear tests were conducted on and around Kiritimati by the United Kingdom in the late 1950s, and by the United States in 1962. During these tests, the island was not evacuated, exposing the Kiribati residents and the British, New Zealand, and Fijian servicemen to nuclear radiation
What the fuck?
No one introduce this person to Texas.
Bands after saying they are going on a world tour in Europe.
Ibthoight for a minute this was going to be about the 3rd best postal code in the world, b4n4n4, near Halifax.
What are the first and second?
In no order: h0h-0h0, v4g-1n4
That's clearly dinosaur shaped dental floss for kids
NGL, I could visit a place called Banana.
It's just there for scale
TIL that Wagina is an island.