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[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I have tested as "color superior". At my work, we had to match colorant of the product we were manufacturing. It requires a sign off from someone who can pass the color test. You line up little color samples in order from lightest to darkest, and I pass everytime.

except this one day. I was the only woman in the department, and you can imagine the shit Id hear on a daily basis. I had failed the test and I said, "ahh its probably cuz my cunt is bleeding, Im not feeling my best and I probably fucked it up" or somethinh like that, I forgot what I said exactly, but I got a chuckle from my coworkers however I worded it.

Later thay day HR called me in. I think the dork who admin. the test bitched I said that. When she told me, I laughed "do you know what I hear daily out there on the floor? Ive never complained once and I hear wild shit all the time". I promised not to make the same comment and left the meeting laughing to myself

little bitch boys will talk all the shit, say aweful things, be misoginistic, bigoted, but they draw the line at "my cunt is bleeding"

fucking babies.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

After all I've heard on factory floors that's fucking hilarious

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

fact he went to hr over that tells you all you need to know.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Many living babies are cut directly out of living mothers every single day and it tends to work really great for everyone involved and I think that's neat.

Humans are metal AF, occasionally, in a positive way.

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it's an alternative to natural birth. the lady basically gets cut open by medical professionals to take the baby out. it's actually routine in many places of america

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

Ohhh C section for Caesarean section, ok thx

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The c-section baby line is pretty smooth have to admit

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 days ago

I thought it might be a bit scarring.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what. then, is an empty desk a sign of?”
-Albert Einstein

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My coworker got in trouble for using the word "circlejerk" in our AI Slack channel.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Seems like his speech to corporate translation isn't working correctly.

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It is called brainstorming in corporate lingo.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In corporate (and many other) settings it's likely to be a circlejerk, but brainstorming per se is not.

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So we agree ! How can i turn this in a debatable offense ? XD

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wanted to point out that both the term and the activity of brainstorming exist outside corporate settings, and that I consider it a good thing, at least in principle.

It's not (just) corporate lingo.

So, not fully disagreeing, but not agreeing either.

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 1 points 5 days ago

Lol, I agree on this too... Unbearable. XD

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol it's to talk about new AI tools and just a bountiful smorgasboard of toxic positivity.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“I love having this tool vomit unintelligible garbage at people and making them figure out what I’m trying to say!”

“Me too! I wonder if I can offload everything in my life to the random token generator!”

“I’ve been using model 7.5 and can really feel the difference in quality between my garbled output! Whereas 7.4 felt awful and slow 7.5 feels like it knows me!”

Every damn AI channel.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

What's funny is that your parody is only barely an exaggeration.

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[–] Briguy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can call him foreskin. Because he disappears when things get hard

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

He's a blister: shows up when all the work is done.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's not how pencils work

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

This is a very "well, acktually" response.

We all know what he meant.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

It is, in a way that's recognizable as a metaphor.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yeah; if they're still in the box, they've not yet been sharpened.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

That depends entirely on what pencils you buy.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The actual box that is being talked about isn't the one you buy them in, it's the one you store them in. A pencil case.

It's like saying not the sharpest knife in the drawer, or tool in the shed.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Unless it's being properly maintained and gets sharpened as needed."

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sometimes I rather enjoy working for boomers. My boss will just light up a cigarette in the shop, we rag on eachother constantly and joke about hanging ourselves from the rafters.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The genuinely good baby boomers are definitely a highlight to socialise people. Really good, appreciative folk who do they're best.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's starting to happen with Gen X already. As you get older you give fewer shits.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Gen X here, and I ran out of shits to give years ago.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip -2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not the same younger generations are too damn sensitive. Not all but much higher rate.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

In my personal experience, the ones joking about hanging themselves tend to be more sensitive.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That second guy hasn't heard of pencil sharpeners

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[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago
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