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[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 74 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I finally started prioritizing myself"

They really should've colour-coded things

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Having the starting word be on the right is an actual aneurysm

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

Orrrrr they could have just put the words in the order they were meant to be read instead of some zig zag craziness

(Zigzagoon)

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 15 points 4 weeks ago

scowls Ugh, take my upvote before I stroke out from trying to read this.

[–] X@piefed.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

I had to commandeer several supercomputers and more than a few ai datacenters, but I figured it out

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Found the lost chapter of House of Leaves.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It ZigZags. It says: "I never wanted the reason I finally started prioritizing myself to be our breakup", or did I get it backward? My memory is short.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you start top right and zig zag down and then back to top left it reads "I never wanted our breakup to be the reason I started prioritizing myself".

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I think this is right but I feel like the other one makes more sense in the fact that needing to break up with someone because you started taking care of yourself is way more damming of them and their betrayal of you and your boundaries than the normal cycle of breaking up and focusing more on yourself after the fact.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 weeks ago

CrappyDesign

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think we should see other people

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

The reason i never wanted our breakup: i finally started prioritizing to be myself

spoiler

I never wanted our breakup to be the reason i started to prioritize myself

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I hate this formatting even though the message is fine

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk -5 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 weeks ago

That's actually so ~~clever~~ stupid

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

If they used the colors for the series of words and started from the top left it would be. Right now it is terrible.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
     so that's

actually clever