A+ badpost, it nearly made me mald
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Carpet belongs in the bathroom and kitchen and no where else
Some landlorbs love LVP, bamboo etc but will require them as a lease condition. I like my tile floor because I'm the one who laid it all, and tile is easy to tidy up. I don't even own a vacuum I just sweep my floor with a broom.
If I could rip up the carpet in my tiny apartment, I would. Vacuums are bulky and loud.
correct

Cryptobros be like (they enjoy getting rugpulled)
I was actually getting angry at this post. Well done.
because the floor is lava
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Put a rug under your dining set and you can drag it around the room for modular living
I really dont like carpet flooring. I think it sucks. Thats it . Thats my take (carpets are ok through)
Counterpoint: rugs are pretty and wood is boring. Wall-to-wall carpet is bourgeois decadence and has no place in socialist society.
Cuz I like laying on the living room floor and carpet is a better surface than wood. Cuz my dog's nails click clacking on wood is annoying. Cuz my dog jumping off the couch slips on hardwood and I don't want them getting a sprain. Cuz it's cold in winter and walking on cold wood is unpleasant. Cuz picking rugs that match the room is fun.