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Pick a goddamn lane. Like, if you want carpet, just go with carpet.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

A+ badpost, it nearly made me mald

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Carpet belongs in the bathroom and kitchen and no where else

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some landlorbs love LVP, bamboo etc but will require them as a lease condition. I like my tile floor because I'm the one who laid it all, and tile is easy to tidy up. I don't even own a vacuum I just sweep my floor with a broom.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 1 points 21 hours ago

If I could rip up the carpet in my tiny apartment, I would. Vacuums are bulky and loud.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 day ago
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Cryptobros be like (they enjoy getting rugpulled)

[–] average@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I was actually getting angry at this post. Well done.

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Put a rug under your dining set and you can drag it around the room for modular living

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I really dont like carpet flooring. I think it sucks. Thats it . Thats my take (carpets are ok through)

[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Counterpoint: rugs are pretty and wood is boring. Wall-to-wall carpet is bourgeois decadence and has no place in socialist society.

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Cuz I like laying on the living room floor and carpet is a better surface than wood. Cuz my dog's nails click clacking on wood is annoying. Cuz my dog jumping off the couch slips on hardwood and I don't want them getting a sprain. Cuz it's cold in winter and walking on cold wood is unpleasant. Cuz picking rugs that match the room is fun.