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[–] protist@retrofed.com 140 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rather than "we're short staffed tonight," maybe try "Hey, want to pick up a shift tonight?" The passive aggressive tone kills me lol

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The reason the manager didn’t do that is because this is a screenshot of a fake conversation.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Well, its real because I was the manager!

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't believe you, why isn't your username 'manager' then?

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[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh no, what happened to Buster?

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 8 points 1 month ago

He got blown up a few times, among other things. I don't think the original survived Mythbusters

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[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

I have had similar conversations with managers in the past, this may be staged but it's all too real.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i thought that was obvious. I mean the contact name is "manager"... isn't the point that people wish they would respond like this?

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You know what's going to be asked next, so here's the response:

"Sorry homie, I've been drinking"

[–] Hirom@beehaw.org 39 points 1 month ago

"If you need extra hire, a friend is looking for a job, I could get you in touch"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 29 points 1 month ago (9 children)

In my restaurant there's a four drink minimum before you can start cooking or serving customers.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I got the least serious bollocking of my life from the manager of the bar I worked in when the exec team of the bar I worked in bought me 12 jagerbombs in a single shift

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most people find their own maximum.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Remember this scene in Ratatouille where Colette talks about the sordid pasts of the kitchen staff? Now consider that that was bowdlerized for a kids' movie, compared to reality.

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[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually used this once, and it wasn't a lie or stretching the truth

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good call, never lie to your boss. Crack open a cold one as soon as the first text comes in

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At my wife's union job, if they are understaffed, they send a text blast needing more folks.

And here's where it gets awesome. They bid. Sometimes it's a flat extra $100-500. Other times, it's DOUBLE your hour wage.

Unions are pretty awesome.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Hell Yeah, Unions FTW!

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's how it should work for all shifts IMO.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Youre a manager. manage to get your ass in there

✏️ downvoted by a manager apparently

[–] andyburke@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lol, who let a manager onto the the fediverse?!

Gotta get that instance mass-defederated ASAP before we have a problem.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

don't do that, just add them to a shadowban list maintained by an out-of-touch psychopath.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At work, I don’t appreciate implications. It leads to mistakes and misunderstandings. Bad for business.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

implications

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago

Yep, the text is great, but that's the punchline.

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[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It really bugs me that they spell good luck as a single word.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

It's because they've been drinking

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[–] obvs@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The proper thought to have when an employer says they're short staffed is "Why didn't you hire enough people?" not "Gee, I should chip in!"

[–] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago

"If you have time to text me you have time to work"

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or you could just not reply.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s what I’ve always done, wait until the shift is nearly over and be like “just saw this, hope it all worked out!”

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

we're short staffed

Sucks to be you. (Unless I really like you.)

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[–] cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

"Holy cow, well, good thing you're a manager! Manage it."

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