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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Hey pup-nerds, new mega doggirl-grin

Edit 1: Just leaving the biggest mic drop in music history here:

If you're a dog

A little puppy going ruff, ruff, ruff

If you're a fruit

A tomato full of juice

Edit 2: This bureaucrat mega is more communal, everyone is welcome to guest-post.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I miss that bit account. It was never gonna work out long term but it was very fun while it lasted

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago
[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I'm tempted to lock this as a bit

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Back when I played forum mafia we called an account shared by multiple people a "hydra"

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Sees all of Ukraine in range:

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

I'm allowed to post? Well now I don't want to anymore

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

I made my first hexbear posts on that account, and made this account to add to the bit as the most famous bureaucrat, Hermes Conrad. Glad to see it return doggirl-thumbsup

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

TY MNE ZVONILA, doggirl-sweat [!!!]

MENYA ISKALA doggirl-happy (HELLO~?)

NO YA BYL ZANYAT doggirl-cry

KONETS KVARTALA doggirl-tears [SYNTH NOISES]

(See it's funny because I'm quoting Bioconstructor - "Bureaucrat")

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago