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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 20 hours ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago

Tell me why

[–] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 3 points 19 hours ago

No I'm not allowed to say cuss words

[–] historicaldocuments@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Start by raising your right hand.

[–] banause@feddit.org 2 points 23 hours ago

Du dumme Sau!

[–] ratrace@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Polite society is not so civil but covered in the stank ass of its own vanity and false unholy image of dumb fuckery. So fuck em straight to gawd damn hell and give no fucks unless you are participating in the act of Infiltration. They are all a bunch of shit head phony baloney basturds. I put a spell on you and now you are mine..... cursssssssss 🐍

[–] blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, just say "frick", "butt" and "darn" a lot.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

What the frick did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed unalives.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When people say the "f word" they mean to "focus on the Holy Spirit."

[–] ratrace@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

FOTHS? naw dawg your co-opt has failed and you just look like a sun whorshiping dork... stick to frick, dang and shoot

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You cup your testicles and make an oath upon them. Testify!

[–] ratrace@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

hell yeah 🥜😤

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How to swear? Yes.
When to swear? Ah, grassfucker; that you must learn on your own.

[–] ratrace@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

got to get them feet wet hahah

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Here's an instructional video that should help.