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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Darn it. I was expecting a sew sew thread, but thats actually quite funny.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes the best joke is one you're knot expecting.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These puns are starting to needle me.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Idk, it’s got me in stitches.

Edit: Damnit, I’m a-frayed I didn’t see the title, I’ll just weave a few more in here.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Some jokes are more than they seam

[–] pedantichedgehog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But which one is parallel to the selvage

Update: this one is for the two sewing nerds who upvoted this. The warp is parallel to the selvage. Add THAT to your cutesy mnemonic.

[–] Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always think "warp speed ahead" followed by a hand gesture for the benefit of number one.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

"But Keptin, ze worp drive is not responding. Should I engage the weft drive?"

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omg, Erika Moen from Penny Arcade’s Strip Search? Wow, I haven’t thought about that in years!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd have said from Dar! or Oh Joy Sex Toy myself

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I always think its genuinely cute when people are recognized from tiny obscure appearances and not the massive mainstream thing's they're famous for.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

That's how I would remember it, weft is left (and right) and warp is the other way.