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[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 74 points 4 days ago (14 children)

I can’t tell you the number of devs I’ve met that know jack shit about infrastructure and networking. Even simple questions like understanding their subnet or how a load balancer works.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ve been developing for decades so obviously I know that the subnet is where the Lord Marshall went and returned with powers beyond mortal comprehension.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You are not a real dev unless you can build your own CPU atom by atom

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[–] python@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

..well I don't have to know that because AWS is like, serverless, dude.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

It’s a series of clouds.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

That's because they're back end devs. There is one way to do things, you learn the one way to do the thing, you do it that way, you're done.

The fun is in front end, there is 15 different ways of doing things, but you don't like any of them, so you develop a 16th way, eventually you get bored of the 16th way so come up with a 17th way. Eventually you get sick of all of this and go back to SSGs as God intended.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

There’s a perfect way to do anything in frontend but only on the dev’s one computer. Everyone else will get garbage.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

The one correct way to do back-end is obviously to have lots of microservices all talking to a shared database so they can take each other down and also they’re never updated because you’d need about 10x the devs you have to maintain all of them. I know this because that’s everywhere I’ve worked for over a decade.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 8 points 4 days ago

Not just your industry. Every industry is like this.

[–] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Those are the ones who can maintain eye contact, aren’t they?

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Look I'm mostly in infrastructure and I don't know much beyond core principles behind software development, I can't really cast stones. But yeah they can be surprisingly ignorant sometimes.

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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Hiw did you get that? Put it back ontop of big ben!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The black box people entrust their secrets to? (TPM, encrypting disks, cloud, AI)

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, this, Jen, is the internet.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ooh, that one!

The Cloud

Btw, i'm not Jen.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They are referencing an episode of The IT Crowd

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

To anyone feeling like this, nobody understands fully how computers work. You find your niche and you do your bit.

I don't think there's anyone alive who understands it all.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I mean the basic principles are very simple.

It's the scaling and the speed of it all that you can't really understanding. Also all the hackneyed unoptimized solutions that hold it all together that we're totally dependent on to this day.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The very basic principles of 1 and 0 and using them to make logic gates is easy enough to understand. Its somewhere between doing that and getting hundreds of millions of them in a space smaller than your fingernail to all work at exactly the right way to send a specific series of them to space and back in a way that cant be interpreted by anyone but the intended recipient and then translate that information to a picture of someones dick that the confusion starts up.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

it's all monads bro.

god bless Leibniz.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

nobody understands fully how computers work

I mean, tap the breaks a little bit, here. "Fully" is doing a lot of lifting.

I will concede most people don't understand the concept of transistors, much less the electrical engineering that turns a series of transistors into a CPU. And I'll spot you that - for any given computer - it would take multiple extended papers to explain every piece of functionality.

But - broadly speaking - if you a computer engineer, you understand how a computer is engineered. If you're working in IT, you have enough of a functional knowledge that you can tell what each general component does.

And if you're a full stack developer (rather than someone who just does business logic on the backend), you should have a generalized understanding of client versus server versus database and how these pieces fit together. You should also probably have some grasp of the network stack, if for no other reason than you occasionally need to troubleshoot it.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think that people just can't make the software --> hardware jump. Like they understand what machine code is, and what CPU registers are, but can't understand how a CPU with baked in hardware instructions (i.e. a seemingly fully deterministic piece of hardware) can drive transistors to high or low voltages in a random way.

The key is to see all software as hardware, and to envision the CPU as many many light bulb switches, with some wired into each other, creating flip/flopping latches.

Once you get the idea of a flipflop, you can maybe then start to understand how all you really want from the switches is to output a switch configuration that encodes a value in some representation. The switches are all initialized in some state, but then drive a known flipflop path towards a desired value, and this happens millions of time a second, often in parallel with isolated switches, or with switches that are virtually segmented from each other, or switches that can chaotically interact with each other

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

How the internet works would be more so an IT thing than a backend developer thing at least on a high level. Setting up a database doesn't mean one knows networking well in the same way they probably don't know cpu logic gate design well.

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don't need to know all the details, but I think you should understand the basic network concepts way before starting your first job as a developer

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

At least TCP/IP, DNS, and similar things, yeah. Maybe not so much the intricate details of the wifi6 or Bluetooth protocols.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a principal engineer making a killing and often feel like

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 8 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I'm a principle engineer, I'm broke as shit and I can see everyone else being incompetent (and outsourcing their brains to Claude) all day.

Gimmie one of these 130k jobs where I don't need to know anything, I'm sick of BS infra and k8s and shitass applications made as zillions of fucked microservices written by people who already bounced.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Knowledge without networking: low pay

Networkung without knowledge: hi pay

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

$130k after 2 years? 2 years after I started I was making like... $60k? That's not even counting the 4.5 years I spent starting a startup and making nearly nothing.

That said, I don't live in Silicon Valley or anything. Pretty low cost-of-living here. Probably a big part of the discrepancy. I didn't reach $130k until like 20 years of experience in the industry.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Inflation is thing that make number bigger but no more money. Less, even.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine a series of tubes. Imagine they are connected in a manner such that it spells "study computer networking: a top-down approach."

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

You just launch Wireshark and watch packets going back and forth, and you understand it in like 10 minutes.

[–] JLock17@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The worst part is when you do finally understand the protocols and standards, you still have to follow different procedures depending on where you work.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You can have a totally secure network and will never fail.

But nobody will ever be able to do anything useful on it.

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 days ago

Came looking for this. Was not disappointed.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Internet is a series of tubes

[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

It's not something you just dump stuff on. It's not a big truck!

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I know this is a joke, but most people don't realize the diversity of the internet specializations where if you're not in that specialization, you can't do it

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You don't what to know how the internet works.

It's boring and it's complex and it's fragile and basically dependent on corporations and nations being nice to each other.

Much more exciting to agonize about your self hosted DNS server.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 3 days ago

Once you understand how internet works, you will understand that it's also pure bullshit

[–] wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I see we learned nothing from the "just learn code" blowback and are trying to make the industry even more barren.

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