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[–] Die4Ever@retrolemmy.com 32 points 3 days ago (4 children)

...is she wearing a fur coat made of Furbies?

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why did you think they called them furby? We breed them for their fur

This is actually a secret promo for an upcoming Monster Hunter DLC.

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That was my first thought scrolling through the pics. It's very unsettling.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

101 Furbies

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

I feel like sexy anime girl is a cheat code for unprofitable businesses.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Furby gives me hope that one day I too can turn into a sexy anime girl

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 days ago

I believe in you.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Little bro had a Furby when they first came out. It was annoying as hell and even he got tired of it pretty quick. It ended up in a box in the closet for years. Then one night around midnight it just started talking. But like that slow demonic low on battery talk that toys do. Mind you this was years after it was stored away. I burned that Furby the next day.

[–] crimson_iris@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

You fool! That just means you set the demon free to roam the world in search of new victims!

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago

Hasn’t it always been?

[–] dumples@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

Finally. There are no sexy anime girls anywhere

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Fuck yeah vtuber crossover!!! I must engage in capitalism

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

Huh, I'm disappointed that furby isn't very sexy in this photo

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hold up... Doesn't Bishonen mean "long haired pretty BOY?"

EDIT: Oh. I just read it wrong. NVM