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Furby is now a sexy anime girl figure (soranews24.com)

submitted 4 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Of course it is. Of course.

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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Little bro had a Furby when they first came out. It was annoying as hell and even he got tired of it pretty quick. It ended up in a box in the closet for years. Then one night around midnight it just started talking. But like that slow demonic low on battery talk that toys do. Mind you this was years after it was stored away. I burned that Furby the next day.

[–] crimson_iris@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

You fool! That just means you set the demon free to roam the world in search of new victims!