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[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

I mean they won WW2, so they must be like the Kids Next Door or somethin

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell me the only book "about communism" you've ever ~~read~~ assumed the plot of is Animal Farm without telling me only book "about communism" you've ever read is Animal Farm

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That isn't true. They've also read the Black Book of Communism.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nobody's actually read the black book of communism, they just say a big number then cite it

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Another 16 trillion dead under communism!

No wait that's just how much we're sending to Israel.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Well, something about 8 year olds anyway libertarian-alert

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

People who have never read even a single book that wasn't assigned to them by their government in school be like:

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

communism is for 8 year olds and also for everyone else knight-nod

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WRONG. Even the childrens know how terrible gommunism is. It is so bad that even my 5 year old daughter said to me yesterday "Dad, communism has failed in every country it has been tried. It always leads to authoritarianism. It killed 767 billion people. Just because the United States is bad, doesn't mean that China is good. Socialism makes people poor. You are only allowed 5 haircuts in North Korea. The Soviet Union was imperialist. Tankies are fascist actually. Everyone flees from communist countries because no bread"

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

"Be glad you don't live in North Korea dear, they'll force you to get Kim Jong Un's haircut as it's the only one permitted, then execute you because no one is allowed to have Kim Jong Un's haircut."

the whimsical hamster

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to read to my son Capital at bedtime, it was not a pretty scene, he was very unhappy, "dad I don't understand this weird book read Stellaluna!" no my son, it's like jazz you need to learn to appreciate it.

He doesn't call me now as an adult.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

are you pete 's father?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And we’re the condescending elitists?

Fascism is like the most pedestrian drivel ever and the only reason people think otherwise is because fascism appeals to arrogant dumbasses.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah but while that dipshit is definitely a fascist I can tell by the 🌐 that they see themselves as a liberal

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

cringe neoliberals giving hamsters a bad name. hamsters are proudly communist creatures biggs

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Bring back Biggs Thought.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If the ideology of sharing things is for 8 year olds then what age is the ideology of "Mine mine mine! It's all mine!" for?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

it is too late, for i have already depicted you are the soyfacing hamster,