I may be bad at chess, but my refrigerator is fucking awful at it.
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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I lost to my refrigerator. It's a 1974 Freeze'n'Shit
I have questions..
That's a nice hammer.
Why is there a pencil sharpener in their fridge
Google en passant......
It's for the hammer
Fairs but what's the hot sauce for then?
It's fit the flavor.
Fairs but why the shelf just for the sharpner instead of placing it below then?
It's for the loss.
The game clock
for spicing up the game whenever it gets boring
So good nobody moved
It's the scandinavian opening (winter gambit, everybody freeze!)
They’ve been moving knights.
A real cold open
Why are there an extra set of queens?
If you get a pawn to the opposite end of the board, it turns into a queen.
But only if it wants to
Must transition though.
Illusion of choice. Must translation with limited options. Still can't leave the matrix
Choice and consent is always important
Google en passant
Holy hell
I am probably missing something, but en passant seems to have to do with a pawn capturing another pawn. I still didn't see how the extra set of queens comes into play.
No it's an old meme from r/anarchychess lol. you are meant to reply 'holy hell'. The queens are for promotions.
New response just dropped
Wait, you can have more than one queen at a time?
Polygamy
Lol, right over my head.
Cheerleaders. Objectification of women continues smh.
A true bachelor pad fridge. A hammer, because that's the only storage space You have, a bottle of sriracha, because that's the only condiment You need for take out and a chessboard for a silly joke.
Keep us updated when the fridge makes its move.