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I had one where I dreamed I was talking to the ghost of my mother as she was traveling the universe in a space ship. It was both nice and weird.

The world had ended and in the ashes the differences between the scattered enclaves of survivors was settled via five-a-side football. I was reserve player for my team and also the one responsible for fixing our minibus when it broke down.

The bus broke down somewhere in the countryside and I had to get it moving before the sunset crawling so I leant over the open bonnet while a teammate handed me my tools and replacement parts.

I woke up before we managed to get the damn thing going, muttering under my breath about how "the engine's fibrillating".

I once dreamed that i was one of the three tour guides for a group of high school kids in a abandoned amusement park. Other two guides were Joseph Stalin and Antoni Macierewicz. And while this sounds like a preface to a really weird horror story (especially Antoni Macierewicz), nothing of sorts happened, it was a completely normal tour, sun shining, photos, smiles, etc.

The weirdest part of it was that how normal everything seemed untill i woken up when i was instantly thrown in the deep "what the actual fuck" waters

I can't remember the preceding dream but I vividly remember it being interrupted by a squad of armed men who, when asked what they are doing, told me not to worry about it because I'm about to wake up. I then woke up.

I think about that one a lot

i was in a zombie apocalypse, moving around some football stadium. I had a whole team of people around but then I got separated and was alone walking around the inner hallways. There was a zombie leaning on one of those drop down gates and he was hitting his face against the gate, until he noticed me and started running towards me. Well I had lost my gun so I also started running, but then as I was getting worked up I realized it was a dream, so I stopped running and I woke up as the zombie jumped on my back.

There was one where there was a train filled with zombies and it stopped at every stop and just unleashed a horde.

Once I went into the archetypal Dracula Castle and was attacked by zombies and vampires, I had a cane sword to defend myself with.

There was one dream where only the tops of skyscrapers had people and the streets were filled with zombies.

One dream had me and a few others chilling in an abandoned mall and there was a whole parkour course you had to traverse to make it to the safe part. This dream was kinda sweet actually, it was more about the community and not the apocalypse.

I used to have a lot of zombie nightmares that ended as I became more of a communist, funnily enough. They've just fully become weird dreams instead of nightmares now.

Most of them have too many in jokes for anyone here to get which is funny honestly. A dream so unique to my personal experience I cant explain it to anyone.

So for generic dreams very recently Ive been having ones where im on a train always a train in my underpants and everyone is like “why are you in your underpants” but thats not the weird bit. The weird bit is im not worried about the pants im worried about the fact i have a rock hard boner the whole time….

Anyway the best weird dreams are recurring house like the stephen king dark tower series in many dreams and the best one….

I awake in the dream. Im sitting in a toilet but the toilet is in the office, dort owl.. its an office chair toilet and im shitting directly into it. All my colleagues arrive and walk into the meeting room im shitting into the shit chair and during the meeting i try to covertly pull up my underpants but now the shit chair is filled with shit. AVAST YE SHIT LUBBERS the PA to the CEO runs in asking for THE SHIT CHAIR it was an EXECUTIVE SHIT CHAIR so here i run around ass clegged in poo trying to find a toilet to dump my shit from the executive shit chair. But the office becomes a labyrinth and i cant find the toilets. Dream ends basically standing naked in office showers scooping poo out of my ass.

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Oh, boy, it's hard to pick one. I've had some, and I keep a diary. Here's one I found especially memorable for its bizarreness, though:

I have a reoccurring dream where I'm in an infinitely generating public restroom. Sometimes it's dirty, sometimes it's not. Either way, there's just room after room of nonsense bathroom fixtures and stalls in no particular layout that serve no particular function.

I've noticed that my dreams get weirder if I write them down or make an effort to remember them so I stopped doing that.

I was at somebody's house for dinner and needed to use the bathroom. There, instead of a toilet, I just found a lot of newspaper on the floor. I pride myself on readily adapting to other cultures so I got ready to do my thing like a puppy when I woke up, fortunately still dry.

I've had tons but the only one that comes to mind right now is about an apocalyptic situation in which cutesy mascots that look like they belong to children's media from the 50s start flying and turning everything in the world to pink bubbles. Me and a few survivors are hiding together and I feel a sense of both comfort and dread as I hear playful music approaching.

I once had a dream that was a mix between back to the future, jaws, and sonic adventure.

basically me and my dad traveled back to the 80s in a time traveling speedboat but then we ended up getting chased by a shark like the orca in sonic adventure.

Honorable mention to one of the times I did DMT and found myself on a space station amidst a machine elf war with one faction trying to help me escape while the other tried to kill me with laser guns.

I used to have a lot of weird dreams now most of the dreams I remember are either about my mom dying or something sexual (thankfully never at the same time)

I was a teacher taking my class on a field trip to the top of a skyscraper and they all yeeted themselves off the building. I felt bad because the last thing I remember before waking up was being worried that I was gonna get fired.

I have a recurring nightmare since I'm a child (it's been years since the last one tho) where I'm in a small white square room with just a door, a bed in one of the corners, a giant black rubber band going from one wall to another in the middle of the room and a humanoid creature, if that is not enough, stuff gets funky and keeps changing size, like getting super big, then super small while the creature keeps trying to run in my direction but the rubber band never let's them get to me, and in the dream I keep focusing on random stuff like looking at the bed while it gets super big then super small, or on the creatures ear where the same happens, etc. It just freaks me out every time.

I never realize I'm dreaming, so every single dream I have feels real no matter how bonkers it might be.

On most days I either don't dream or just don't remember my dreams, but today I did and I dreamed I was in the front of a mirror with my face clean shaven and applying something to give my lips some shine and I felt euphoric in the dream

I’ve had several particularly after starting sleeping meds:

Gerard Way working at a Chinese restaurant.

Getting arrested and Waluigi was my cellmate.

Somehow ended up with a daughter who at one week old was already telling people to fuck off.

A riot broke out in my city because people were protesting against the 67 meme and demanding it be made illegal.

One where someone found evidence of the troll face in 1912.

almost reported you for volcel heresy because I read the title as "wettest"

Recurring dreams of being stuck in videogame but without that games power, and just getting owned over and over

Not necessarily weird but I had a triple/quadruple inception dream once. I remember being quite frazzled when I actually woke up, was unsure if I was still dreaming for a while

I once dreamt I was super tired and tossing and turning in my bed trying to sleep.

I have to many to count. Idk what the deal is but the older I get the worse my vivid dreams get.

I met Dort_Owl in a dream. It looked at me and I looked at it. Then the dream ended

I have recurring dreams where the creatures in my aquarium have somehow gotten out and hid everywhere and I have to find them and put them back

Oh and another one. I was talking to my brother and over his shoulder, I could see mushroom clouds forming. I decided not to say anything because there was really nothing either of us could do to save ourselves at that point.

I dreamt I saw a huge stegosaurus standing in a dark parking lot at night.

Tonight I dreamed that a bunch of animals climbed through the window while I was sleeping and shat in my apartment. A weasel, a wolf puppy that I found later, and the coyote from yesterday's /c/cute post. The windows were all open due to the heat wave of course.

I was being attacked by a wasp.

Not wasps, no, just a singular lone wasp.

Woke up screaming bloody murder right before it stung me. Woke everyone in the house up!

Genuine massive concern for my well being..... No. Just a nightmare involving a singular wasp. At the time it was horrifying, but every time I think back to it I find it hilarious lol.

I write Rats of NIMH fanfiction. Sometimes it'll leak into my dreams. They're always the weirdest.

One example: The last stretch of the Second World Anti-Fascist war was being fought and the Army of NIMH had surrounded my old high school because the US Army turned it into a last ditch fortification.

Having a dream where your back in high school, artillery shells are being fired into it, yet everyone around you is proceeding as normal is an..... Interesting experience. It's not bad or scary or anything, it's just really weird.

Especially when the autism brainstorming thing is activated, your parsing through everything like it's a daydream, but it's not a proper lucid dream. Brains are REALLY weird.