You say this every time and then you spend two hours smearing shit on every surface except the toilet bowl I’m not falling for it again
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2026
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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That was just one time, I haven't had taco bell in like three days, it won't happen again I promise
Sure wanna hold hands?
Communal shitting let's fucking goooooo
Sure the it's username admin/ password password to get in
Depends, do you know how to use the three shells?
No can you show me?
Like 20 years ago, I went to a drug house. I asked to use the bathroom. He said "sure but you gotta roll the toilet paper in the bathroom". Huh? Outside the bathroom there is this wheel of toilet paper which was no less than 3 feet tall. The roll was on the ground and tall enough to touch the door knob. Not even public restrooms use toilet paper rolls this big. I think the roll was stolen from a factory. Single-ply btw.
It is better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission 
Sure, just dont use my toothbrush this time.
I'll use toilet paper this time