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[โ€“] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Carl@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They were just good friends.

-Historians

[โ€“] Keld@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

Nah it's chiropractics

[โ€“] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

"fertility cult"

spoilerthey say that whenever they find dildos on a dig

[โ€“] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago

Y'all try to make everything gay. They're obviously just close neighbors.

[โ€“] MLRL_Commie@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Damn I thought when I clicked it'd be a bit more ambiguous but that is very clear and unimpeachable evidence lol

[โ€“] mar_k@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Tbh I can't believe it's not common sense that homosexuality has been a thing across all of human existence (and many other species). I mean why the hell would a natural predisposition have suddenly popped out of nowhere in the modern era? It's like needing hard evidence that left-handed cavemen existed, like duh. Do people also need ancient paintings to prove grass was still green back in 6000 BC?

People been gay for a very long time.

[โ€“] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

and then he said to me, "put it in Maya butt"

[โ€“] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

Even got that good prostate angle faded

[โ€“] Jabril@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

The wildest part is how long the models were standing there like that while the artist was chipping away at a block of basalt

[โ€“] Poophammer@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (5 children)

How were they cleaning they bootyhole out

[โ€“] elpaso@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

By putting the dish brush attachment on a dick.

[โ€“] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

history is dominated by people washing their asses. the fear of washing one's ass is very much geographically linked to Europe and its colonial projects.

living outside that area for any decent length of time makes one realize how the whites are basically a bunch of shit smearing animals.

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

nerd actually a lot of the less "civilized" cultures like the balts finns and Norse washed their asses religiously, however the places in Europe touched by the Romans had very poor hygiene standards

[โ€“] WasteTime@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

washed their asses religiously

Just as God told them. Ass God.

[โ€“] Feed_el_Castro@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, water and soap? Isn't that how people do it now?

[โ€“] Poophammer@hexbear.net 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They were using soap up they bootyholes? That sounds uncomfortable

Idk, I've never had that kind of sex but I've always used a bidet after pooping, including soap, and that feels pretty normal to me

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

romans used a lot of vegetable oils like olive oil, probably something similar

[โ€“] Poophammer@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They were using olive oil to remove dookie? I am being facetious but i am curious fr

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

If you consume a lot it's an easy way to do an enema, but it also works as lube. Both ends treatment

[โ€“] Kefla@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Something that I always wonder about these sorts of things. Was it supposed to be amusing, or erotic? This one is so detailed I lean pretty heavily toward the idea that it's porn, but I could easily see it being "haha look at this funny statue, it's got dicks on it"

[โ€“] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

You tell your friends that you just have it because you think it's funny but it really is porn.

[โ€“] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like it's pretty culturally specific to even think of this as being funny in the first place, or as having the potential to be funny. I doubt whether many ancient cultures thought there was anything funny about genitals, or asses, or nudity, etc.

[โ€“] Kefla@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Idk, I know for sure that the ancient Romans thought dicks were funny

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

i think this commemorates the moment when these two famous heroes invented homosexuality. just look at the smug joy on their faces. they know they're gonna be the giants on whose shoulders future generations stand.

[โ€“] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe it was educational? Like, an example of the sorta position you gotta get into to fuck thing.

[โ€“] Kefla@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I thought about that possibility too! That would be another good reason for it to be so detailed.

[โ€“] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that..