For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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If you're supposed to love your nation, and you are the nation, obviously you should self love the nation.
Yes. I did not add it. Surprised it works on an archive site. I don't know how to remove it.
What's more USAan than jorking your peanus in an inappropriate fashion?
Thomas Jefferson is famous for having done inappropriate things with his peanus
Whom amongst us hasn't been overwhelmed by the pure patriotism of an American state fair that we felt the need to crank it?
well if you can't jork it at the greatest fair in america are you even really free?
also, 
'He was vaping and filming the female performers. He then stuck his right hand down his pants and it moved back-and-forth approximately six times very uncomfortable, in what appeared to be self pleasure or masturbation.'
Hell yea brother!
Yanking yanqui
Free Manny
Yeah, that's what he was accused of! 
(ok, sure, no one has ever called a manny, but the etymology is there for one so inclined...)
Xit!
This was not on my june bingocard