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[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Heat waves are a creation of Big Water to make us drink more water

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I drank the maximum for my weight and exertion that would just barely not cause water intoxication. Now, let me get a glass

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Does ACAB include the hydration police? /j

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Overhydrate can kill. ACAB

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Did the first A stutter?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I drank 1 glass shy of a lethal dose... 😭

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lol dammit. I have no original thoughts.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

With all due respect officer, you look absolutely GEEKED. I hope you're staying hydrated as well

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Roughly 5 liters.

A lot of it was just replacing what I'd sweated during exercise, though.

However, I also ate a bunch of cabbage, lettuce, and cucumber today, so that's a lot of water too 😁

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

1liter of air moisture

[–] Brownie@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

14.6 liters, but let me get another glass

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I went to sleep after having drunk like 0.5bottle of water, and didnt even wake up to piss lol. Everything just evaporated

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Is that the same as 0.5lizard

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

~1.89 Liters and counting.

Slamming the next 64 ounces over the next few hours.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I bought a crate of water in the morning and will have to do the same tomorrow. So far I drank 9 bottles 0.7 l each and a litre of tap water

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social -1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

1.5 gallons. It's just before noon

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How much is that in useful units? xD

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Almost 7 liters 😄

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought we all hated FIFA and are supposed to call it a "commercial break"?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I grew up without AC. Now it wasn't as hot as it is now.
But things you may not be aware you can do.

Take cold showers.

Yeah. That works.

Take a shower and then stand there naked, wet, with a fan on. You will be shivering in no time.

If you have long hair like I did. I would often just hold my head under the tub faucet. Soak my hair. And face. And that would cool me off.

I sometimes did this multiple times a day when it was crazy hot.

You all have access to water. Use it. It's not just for drinking.

[–] mattiz6276@mastodon.uno 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

@CyberEgg idk, but I’m drinking just to be sure. And thanks for caring!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

"The Wizard of Ounce"

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How much is that in useful units? xD

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

8.153e-53 cubic parsecs.

(2.4 litres)

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk -1 points 2 weeks ago

81Oz ≈ 810z

[–] Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How much is that in useful units? xD

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Brownie@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

How many ways to measure this can there be???

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago

~ .75 of a gallon

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. Get fucked. People who can't comprehend that they need to drink water to not die, especially in hot temperatures, should die for the betterment of the species.

Bring back broken glass on playgrounds. Stop turning Idiocracy into a documentary.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is a horrendous take. ADHD is prevalent enough for tons of people to completely forget they’re thirsty until they’re dehydrated, but it doesn’t mean we are inferior.

No matter how much eugenics happens, there will always be ADHDers and neurodivergents of all kinds, and likely still be heaps more who still forget to hydrate.

Also, if you’re constantly worrying every minute of the day if you’re hydrated enough or not, you’re not living or actually doing anything that’s interesting and fulfilling to you.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Jesus. Carry water with you. Drink. Set alarms to remind you if you need to. It's not complicated. If you spend so much time staring at social media feeds that random memes telling you to drink are important and helpful to you then your real problem isn't ADHD.