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[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

ADHerculesD.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 58 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Then there's the AD40K out fighting for the emperor.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (6 children)

And the AD&D trying to convince people that THAC0 made sense.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

THAC0 is WHAC0!

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

THAC0 did nothing wrong!

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Adderall for the adderall god.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Avenge Little Kitten!!!!!!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm old enough to have been diagnosed with ADD, or I guess now that's "ADSD".

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Same. They made me a fucking zombie for about 6 months when they decided I needed Ritalin. I kinda wish I could get my Adderall back, but I doubt I could afford it with my crappy insurance.

Never heard of ADSD. What's the S?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

it's a play on the HD/4K thing. SD for televisions is "standard definition", or what we had before HD: good 'ol NTSC.

Edit: sorry to hear about your med situation. Personally, I can't do any of the uppers for this because they wreck my gut, and leave me feeling strung out at the end of the day.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Gotcha, thanks. I thought I had missed something in the DSM, or that they had updated something, lol.

Meh, I'm getting through it. Moving to California for cheap and legal weed, and making myself my boss have let me muddle through to a decent retirement in the next couple years. I'm just not able to get a weeks worth of work done in a day anymore.

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Gotta get the ADQHD for the optimal balance of resolution and refresh rate

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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Back in my day all we had was ADVGA.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I liked the upgrade to ADHDMI.

[–] los0220@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I would rather have ADDP

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

VGA is also the name of a specific resolution, it just happens to also share the name with a connector. The whole letter soup for resolutions was a dumb idea and I’m glad it died out. For example, did you know the Game Boy Advanced had a screen with HQVGA resolution? No, none of the letters stand for what you think they do. Of course that means Half Quarter Video Graphics Array.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_display_resolutions

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But original VGA could be 640x480, 800x600 or 1024x768.

Also I think it supported a 320x240, and then later on it would support much higher resolutions.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Again, thats the stupid part. VGA means only 640x480. SVGA is 800x600 and QVGA is 1024x768.

All of those resolutions can be successfully sent through a….VGA cable.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Gotta support ADDP for its open ecosystem

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Not to be confused with ADSD Cards.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Ok moneybags, I had ADMONOCHROME

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And here I thought I was special with my AuDHD

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago

It is. That's the gold plated version

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You are. My wife is. It's extra fun.

The two times I've been officially diagnosed the provider has told me that I am the most severe case they have ever seen.

With my first diagnosis, my wife had been investigating the idea because her friend told her that she thought I should get checked out. And then once she agreed to that the friend said, oh and by the way, you should also get checked out.

So when she got her diagnosis that provider said she was the most severe he had ever seen until he met me and then it changed to me. LOL

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It makes sense why you guys were attracted to each other.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Very very much so :)

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh man, hope you're surviving the declining empire capitalist hellscape

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The bad news is that I definitely am not. In brief, when I was diagnosed with diabetes back in 2007, that was about the same time. I got my ADHD diagnosis and I didn't have health insurance because I struggled to keep work.

When I got that diabetes diagnosis, they put me on metformin and when that didn't kick things down they've increased the dosage. But that didn't work, because when you're poor, you eat carbs and well. I need to cut out sugar. I didn't know about carbs, they said well. I'm sorry that's what you can afford.

So I went unmanaged for a decade, till I had a saddle pulmonary embolism in 2017. We had been stuck in a small town where I absolutely could not find work, so I convinced my wife I had to look. So moved from Florida to Virginia because I found work up here, got insurance. I've been working on getting my health under control and doing pretty well with that these days except.

Because of all that damage from 10 years of unmanaged diabetes, I've had seven heart attacks, my kidneys have failed, so I'm on dialysis, and have had a bologna amputation on my left leg. Among other lesser medical issues. LOL. I'm a wheelchair user these days as well.

So I definitely have much less life expectancy thanks to this fucking country and these fucking fascists who keep us as the only developed Nation out of 33 who doesn't have some form of universal healthcare.

I'm a little bitter. LOL

So will last, I'm not surviving all that well. Although, considering all these issues I've had, I'm doing relatively well health-wise. Although I'm writing this from the hospital where I've just had to have a procedural on my leg because I was having some blood flow issues there. Thanks to all of the damage. And I really can't afford to lose that leg because I've already lost part of one.

But in case you think I'm trying to ask for sympathy, I'm not. Everyday. I'm glad to be here. I'll take whatever days I have left. I still try and have a positive attitude, and make people smile when I can. It's just life.

Well I'm disappointed in Neil gaiman and his choices be icky towards women, I still love the sandmam series and the character of death. When a character in that series died, and asked death, is this all I get? Death replied. You get the same as everyone else, one lifetime.

I get one lifetime. You get one lifetime. We all get one lifetime. So make of it what you will

[–] YeahToast@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Diabetes is a shit disease

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Me on ADSD:

[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 days ago

And here I am, with glorious AD240p

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

The irony of this image being 640×613.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What about people with AD8K then

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

They can revel in all of their 60Hz

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like how the two guys in the background are kind of blurry.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

They suffer from bokeh

[–] guitarfosec@infosec.pub 5 points 6 days ago

“My nephew has HDADD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.”

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

DVDA peeps are keeping their mouths closed.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does that mean for you , what it means for me? Because what I’m thinking of certainly has nothing to do a medical diagnosis.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

huehuehue - indeed it is not a medical diagnosis.

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[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I don't know that aych-deez are, but I've got 80 of them

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