Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
Just keep cutting heads until the mass of the hydra-type beast is so big that the ground will collapse under her body and traps her, maybe even so big that she will collapse into a spherical shape under her own weight. Only a helpless heavy mass of moving flesh! The birth of the hydra moon!
trap the hydra. chop off the heads, burn them.
use the heads as fuel in a power plant.
You now have the industrial revolution built on top of infinite power generation
I mean, you could always just cut off the legs and wings instead
Biblically-accurate goose
imagine hydra affecting every body part.
lose a finger in an accident, 3 more grow. lose a leg, 3 grow.
it would be so hard to buy shirts and trousers.
such a beast would make a great source of endless meat for a ever growing community! Would be a nightmare to build a cage for though
I'm pretty sure you need to eat more to get the energy and protein to regrow.
the hydra parts grow magically, no story with a hydra states that the beast has a feast to prepare for the regrowth
Hail Honkdra!
The goose mother has born!