Archpawn

I'm not sure if that's a joke? If you have red/green colorblindness, you wouldn't be able to distinguish yellow either. You'd just see blue and not blue.

That's hard fantasy. Soft fantasy can be good too.

But then they're too awesome to use, so you never use them and never find out the enemies can use them against you.

I'd have made the heads go in rainbow order (though there's not enough of them to technically do the pride flag), and maybe give each one of them a different pride flag on their necks. Still cute though.

Then make an Alchemy Jug. I don't need the sheep for an infinite money glitch.

Good to know. I was worried someone didn't sheer their sheep and it was getting really hot under there.

What if you're double gay for unrelated reasons before they cast the spell?

I guess you'd need flight too, so Phantom Steed wouldn't be enough. They probably wouldn't be able to reach a city in time.

Also, it only really works in open areas, so you'd have to avoid any caves.

Would it fit? I suppose technically the rules say a gargantuan creature is 20 feet by 20 feet or larger, and you can make a ten foot radius sphere with Wall of Force.

But also, that would give it total cover, and Vicious Mockery does not grant itself an exception from that. Message is the only one I know of that does.

You might be able to find some cheese strat. One good trick is to use a Phantom Steed to constantly outrange your opponent. But Vicious Mockery doesn't have enough range to make that effective.

I'm sure someone can figure out a method, but Vicious Mockery isn't going to be the interesting part.

(instead, they try to play the same character with different names).

I'm imagining every session they play a new character who meets the party and decides not to join them.

But a much better way would be to say "with safety tools and lots of inter-group romance".