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It's basic botany! I'm sick and tired of having to repeat this every summer.

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[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

"Ha ha mental disorders" fucking sucks.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Never forget the woman who poisoned children's minds with cross pollination hybrid ideology.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] chud@lemmy.encryptionin.space 4 points 1 month ago

THIS is what WOKE does! NOTHING is ALLOWED to be PURE anymore!

[–] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Every summer? Shows what you know. Peak citrus season is in the winter!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kumquat are great. I love my lil grape oranges.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are an affront to God.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

yeah he already agreed they're great

finger lime

looks like a weird jalapeno lime

filled with fucking lime candy

what the fuck

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Calamansi is best lime. The tartness is chefs-kiss

American (key and/or Persian) limes pale in comparison

Digimon ahh fruit

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

grapefruits are really a testament to how white people can't have nice things (i'm going to assume they were created by whites because, just look at them)

you start with a pomelo, the most fragrant delicious fruit, big as a toddler's head, and you say "I wish this fruit was smaller, less fragrant and had less meat. also I want to eat it with a spoon because i have no idea what i'm doing with my life. i know, let's crossbreed pomelos with oranges, to make something worse than either"

[–] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have never seen a grapefruit that deep orange color

[–] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's more common for "ruby" varieties

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Wow. The citrus mafia just can't help but invent new made-up varieties of their non-existent fruit.