"Ha ha mental disorders" fucking sucks.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Never forget the woman who poisoned children's minds with cross pollination hybrid ideology.
INGER LIME

THIS is what WOKE does! NOTHING is ALLOWED to be PURE anymore!
Every summer? Shows what you know. Peak citrus season is in the winter!
Kumquat are great. I love my lil grape oranges.
They are an affront to God.
yeah he already agreed they're great
finger lime
looks like a weird jalapeno lime
filled with fucking lime candy
what the fuck
Calamansi is best lime. The tartness is

American (key and/or Persian) limes pale in comparison
Digimon ahh fruit
grapefruits are really a testament to how white people can't have nice things (i'm going to assume they were created by whites because, just look at them)
you start with a pomelo, the most fragrant delicious fruit, big as a toddler's head, and you say "I wish this fruit was smaller, less fragrant and had less meat. also I want to eat it with a spoon because i have no idea what i'm doing with my life. i know, let's crossbreed pomelos with oranges, to make something worse than either"
I have never seen a grapefruit that deep orange color
I think it's more common for "ruby" varieties
Wow. The citrus mafia just can't help but invent new made-up varieties of their non-existent fruit.